I have an army of pygmy shrews, made extra-violent by being fed bullock testosterone and sherbert. We're planning to take over IKEA and force the world to use furniture made of the skulls of small children, instead of all that flatpack nonsense.
They have this really cool armour, with little spiky helmets and red numbers painted on their backs (there are 276,000 of them, so it took me ages and I had to paint really small).
But shhh. Don't tell anyone.
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