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If that had been done, I think S. Meyer would have been in some literary awards.... it would have been made of so much WIN.
From: Back to Cali, Cali | Registered: Feb 2002
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quote:1. Legolas It takes a lot to keep up with two men and never mess up your hair, but when Legolas went off on a journey with Aragorn and Gimli to save two kidnapped hobbits, she truck a blow for feminism everywhere. Throughout The Lord of the Rings trilogy, she jumped, slashed, and shot her arrows through a vast array of baddies without ever breaking a nail, earning her the number one spot on our sexiest women of fantasy.
Just kidding.
From: Mnemosyne's study | Registered: Mar 2002
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quote:Too bad Tolkien didn't write Lego as a chick. That would have been cool.
They should have just replaced Legolas with Arwen in the movies!
Man, I can just imagine the uproar if they'd actually done that. And you guys thought the complaints about Arwen almost being present at Helm's Deep were bad!
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I wish they had kept her at Helm's Deep, though I think replacting Lego with her would be taking things too far. It would probably be an improvement (if Tolkien has a flaw beyond general over-writing, it's under-writing women), but it would be too far from the books.
From: California ainrofilaC | Registered: Apr 2001
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We're talking about the sexual power of Xena and Gabrielle. I think that combined they could make an oyster like women.
From: Yoshi's Island | Registered: Apr 2007
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Is that one of those True Blood guys or is that one of the new New Moon vampires? He's Swedish though, right? I know he was in some sort of gay Swedish movie where his butt was shown a lot. That should distract Inc' from the haircut at least.
From: Back to Cali, Cali | Registered: Feb 2002
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I think he's cute too, and this is coming from someone who a) does not like blonds, and b) very rarely finds the same people attractive as Amá does. But he's a Skååårrssgååårrd, which gives him sexy points in my book. Now if only he wasn't dating stick insect Bosworth, he'd be perfect. (Seriously, I know we rail about super-skinny celebrities a lot but that woman looks like she's one missed sandwich away from catastrophic organ failure )
From: Hades, UK | Registered: Mar 2003
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I'm sure if you tell your pretty boyfriend that you want to have a threesome with your fat, thirtysomething female friend he wouldn't be horrified at all.
Does he look like Alexander Skåå.....................rd?
From: Hades, UK | Registered: Mar 2003
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OMG, I've just read a few pages at random of this thread, and it is just plain hilarious
I love you girls
I wonder what happened to Ammii's cast for her Silmarillion movie
I NEAD MOAR PWETTY MEN PLZ KTHXBAI.
E : Wifey, I think he wants to try it with a woman as well. Oh, and if he doesn't think you're , I'm dumping him Maybe I could post a picture of him Oh, and he already knows who 'myWife' is