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Eirlys
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Amen to that !!
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do apples have jobs ?
me and my stupid questions are back in the building!!
mwahahahaha
well do apples have jobs or is their a apple primeminister. is there a royal society for the prevention of cruelty to innocent apples

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Earendil, I have a friend that can get you a prescription for ritalin if you're interested.
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Eirlys
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ritalin ummm well that sounds like

***** another kind of apple******
yep im intrested alright

* no thanks i know i am just on a bitof a high right now. it was that party wow that was some party.ozzy ozzy ozzy ozzy!!

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Is that the Jubilee, Eärendil?

Mad Uncle Rupert, when I said that elves tend to be rather emotionless I was thinking about the way they appear; their facial expressions and the like. I never once saw an elf smile in that film, and I can't remember if they did so the books either.

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Anyway, some Apple quotes:

  • In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
    (Stephen Jay Gould)
  • If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
    (Carl Sagan)
  • P.A. announcement: Due to a mix up in urology, there will be no apple juice served today. (Young Doctors in Love, 1982)
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[ 06-05-2002, 07:25 AM: Message edited by: Braeden Fireheart ]

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Eirlys
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yep its the jubilee
i was almost flying around the room when i realized queen was there. woweeeeee
it was my deepest wish to see queen preform live. its a shame that they were not all there and a shame that i wasnt actully at the palace but wow.
thats my kind of party. eric clapton up full volume and all. i wish i was alive in their time. i wander what a safety pin through your nose is like. does anybody here know?

back to apples . i have eaten 5 today and i feel as tho i have done by duty to the scottish apple market. long live apple trees.

hey do you think they had parties as big as the jubilee in ME and do you think they ate apples then. i wander if apples like parties very much?
eär

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I still like apples to eat especially red empire apples.
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i used to think that all red apples were poisened.
you see what evil effect that snow white story had on me. its enough to put you off apples for life. who do you think ate the most apples in tlotr

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I find red apples taste nice.
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In honour of Myrtle's apple, I drag this old thread out of the attic.
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[] Apples!
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Green apples are better for pies, [] red ones turn to mush. []
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Indeed the Bramley (the cooking variety) is green, sometimes with a slight flush. However, a few red varieties do cook successfully.

Not that this is at all relevant as the original apple of this thread was an eating apple, and so could have been of either colour, or indeed russet for that matter.

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Thread Closed!

(wait for it...)

How do ya like them apples?

(just kidding about the thread closed)

(apologies to any who live in a land without this idiom)

(glad this thread wasn't about scrapple)

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I'm off to start The Scrapple Thread!*
Who's with me?!
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*crickets*


*I have absolutely no idea what Scrapple is

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Something gross they eat in America, I think. *occasionally sees Yank cooking programs* []
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Not all of us eat it. []

My brother-in-law loves the stuff, though. []

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What exactly IS it, Myrtle?

E: PM? []

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TH
"And raspberry jam and apple-tart," said Bifur.

FotR
The trees were laden with apples, honey was dripping in the combs...
Apple, thorn, and nut and sloe,
Let them go! Let them go!
'Well, sir, if I could grow apples like that, I would call myself a gardener.'
...and his face was red as a ripe apple, but creased into a hundred wrinkles of laughter.
...it was burning with a sweet smell, as if it were built of apple-wood.
Rushlight, Goatleaf, Heathertoes, Appledore, Thistlewool and Ferny (not to mention Butterbur).
Sam was chewing an apple thoughtfully.
'Apples for walking, and a pipe for sitting,'
...an apple left his hand and hit Bill square on the nose.
'Waste of a good apple.'
'They're as different as peas and apples.'
The trees were laden with apples, honey was dripping in the combs...

TTT
'You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye...'
'...they saw the sloe in the thicket, and the wild apple and the cherry blossoming in spring...'
'...their hair parched by the sun to the hue of ripe corn and their cheeks like red apples.'
When honey spills, and apple swells, though wind be in the West,
I'll linger here beneath the Sun, because my land is best!

RotK
...a great steed of Rohan, and the apple of the king's eye.
They got there bread, and butter, and cheese and apples...
'Do you think you killed him with that apple, Sam?'
''There was poor Mat Heathertoes, and Rowlie Appledore, and little Tom Pickthorn from over the Hill.'

LotR Appendicies
none

Somebody stop me... []

Myrtle? What's Myrtle, precious?

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[] Aiwrendel. Bored?

Éomer = Myrtle. []

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Not anymore. []

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[] Well, it was very educational as well as relieving boredom. I didn't realise apples were mentioned so many times!
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