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Morgil
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Bear hunter at the Carrock

Warg tamer

Razor maker in Lothlorien/Rivendell

Landscape gardener to Moria

Barman at the forsaken inn

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Tar-Aldarion
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CLEANING UP MINAS MORGUL
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Lord Glorfindel
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Anything at Minas Morgul

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Dancing Sparrow
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My favorite is still the postman for Minas Tirith!
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Q
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Balrog trainer...except he uses the whip on you.

Gondorian quadruple agent...you'd have to explain yourself alot of times, but before you could do it would be beheaded as punishment for being a traitor: "No no! I was pretending to work for Sauron's agency, but all the time I was working for Gondor, pretending to work for Sauron, who doesn't know that I'm REALLY working for Gon.....eck!"

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Q
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Stain remover for Saruman the White's robes.

Navigator to the Undying Lands.

Poperotse' sent from Denethor to infiltrate the Hornburg and take pictures of Gandalf.

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Roll of Honor Thorin
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I think we have a winner for the worst misspelling.

Tis paparazzi, not poperotse. But I have to give you some points for hilarity.

Citizen of the Year urks-gogoses is probably very proud.

Edit: And the worst misspelling was in the 4,000th post in the Ivy Bush. How apt.

[ 04-05-2006, 05:35 AM: Message edited by: Thorin ]

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Snöwdog
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  • Mouth of Sauron's dentist.
  • Warg feeder
  • Barn duty anywhere in Rohan


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Q
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Eagle roper.

Examiner of the safety of the insides of troll sacks. []

[ 06-11-2006, 07:37 PM: Message edited by: MANDOS ]

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1. Toll collector at the bridge of Kazädum.

2. Sumo wrestler running with Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli.

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Alatar the Wizard
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Smaug's lair cleanup crew. And I don't mean the treasure collectors. []

[ 06-12-2006, 10:34 AM: Message edited by: Alatar the East-helper ]

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Lórien
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Janitor for Mirkwood.
despidering Mirkwood

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LyraLuthien Tinuviel
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Dietitian in the Shire.

I admit, someone posted it in the previous "worst jobs" thread. I just wish I remembered whom to credit for it.

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Lórien
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i got 2 good ones
Saurons Optomitrist(eye inspector)
Gollum's hair designer

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Morgil
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Gondorian statue cleaner... posted to the Argonath.
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Dark Phoenix
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barhopper at the prancing pony after sauron was destroyed.
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Q
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1. Baggage boy for the Oliphants.

2. Flag straightener of the white tower (not straightener of the tower itself though). [] []

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Joe Stupid KingofBelfalas
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Dwarven Transvestite/ prostitute
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Pelranius
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Mediator between the sons of Feanor and any other people in a dispute over the Silmarils.
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Prince Imrahil
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Fell-Beast groomer []

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And last and proudest, Imrahil, Prince of Dol Amroth, kinsman of the lord, with gilded banners bearing his token of the Ship and the Silver Swan, and a company of knights in full harness riding grey horses...tall as lords, grey-eyed, dark-haired, singing as they came.

-Minas Tirith

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Dancing Sparrow
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My favorite one is still...

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Minas Tirith's mailman
[] I love it and could never out do it!!
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Q
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Pipeweed insurance salesman.
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Roll of Honor Thorin
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Funeral director in Undying Lands.
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Lórien
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[] [] @ Thorin
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Prince Imrahil
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Fangorn Lumberjack (high turnover rate). []

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And last and proudest, Imrahil, Prince of Dol Amroth, kinsman of the lord, with gilded banners bearing his token of the Ship and the Silver Swan, and a company of knights in full harness riding grey horses...tall as lords, grey-eyed, dark-haired, singing as they came.

-Minas Tirith

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