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Roll of Honor Thorin
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Something awful has happened! Somehow, the hilarious Worst Jobs in Middle-earth thread has disappeared.

I think that is very distressing, but the fun thing is we can do it all again! So I'll get us rolling on some of the worst jobs in Middle-earth.

Sauron's optometrist.

Gollum's speech-therapist.

A lumberjack in Fangorn Forest.

A shoemaker in Hobbiton.

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Lord Glorfindel
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Beauty therapist in Mordor. You'd have your work cut out!

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"You mad blighter" - Gloin the Dark

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Earendilyon
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You're too funny, Thorin!

Anyway, here it goes:

cook in the Shire

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John 3:16-21

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Joe Stupid KingofBelfalas
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I was wondering where that thread went!
Anywhoo...

Mouth of Sauron's Dentist
HAZMAT crew in Mordor
Mortician after The War Of The Ring
Troll feeder/ Mumakil Feeder

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Guide dog in Moria []
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Earendilyon
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Dragon Den Cleaner

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"For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me."

John 3:16-21

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Roll of Honor Éomer
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A real estate agent in Mordor.
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Roll of Honor Silmahtar
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The Edoras stable boy.

Mailman of Minas Tirth (all those levels -- whew!)

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Roll of Honor Sauron's Secret Agent
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Where'd it go, precioussssesss? It was hilarious! Still as Thorin says, we can do it again! []

Shoe repairer in The Shire

Spoon polisher for Miz Lobelia

Laundry-maid to Saruman the White (all those robes to iron!)

Sauron's secret agent (such a cranky boss [] )


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Fangorn
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Gollum's Psychologist
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Lord Glorfindel
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Gollum's Conciense.

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"LG for PM!!!" - CloudStrife
"LG = Lifes Good = Lifes Glorfindel" - Cloudstife (él es mi amigo!)
"LG, you're evil. Just plain evil" - Aermir
"I REALLY must get around to terminating your account LG!" -Wetwang
"You mad blighter" - Gloin the Dark

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Joe Stupid KingofBelfalas
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Fisherman in the Dead Marshes
Debt collector for Moria
Sauron's Lawyer
Mordor's firefighters

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Roll of Honor Meneldil
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Hygeine Officer of Mordor?
Frodo's Gardener - you have to go on a bloody great quest, risking your life countless times and battle the lure of the ring. Admittedly the rewards (mayorship, brilliant family, etc.) are high, but I'd still live the life of comfort. []

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Joe Stupid KingofBelfalas
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Moria's Exterminator
Repairmen in Osgiliath

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Foot Masoose for Aragorn Legolas and Gimli.

A tree prop on the southern side of Fangorn forest.

Negative-Pressure Extraction Engineer for Gimli's head.

Wearer of the extra extra large size cloak.

Recorder of all sidetracks in the road that lead to nowhere or somewhere worse.

Quasi-symetrical, anti-biological apparatus tester...also required to grunt and spit when in a good mood (orc).

Okay, that's all.

[ 02-26-2006, 02:08 AM: Message edited by: MANDOS ]

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Madomir
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Hair Removal Technician specializing in Dwarven Brazilian Waxing
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Nutritional counselor in Moria.

Meditator on Caradras.

Prosthetic limb designer hired after the battle of the Pelanor fields.

Lifeguard in the dead marshes.

Prover of the elastic bounce-back ability of Palentirs.

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Roll of Honor Thorin
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MANDOS, are you drinking sometimes when you post? Sometimes we get completely incomprehensible things like:
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Negative-Pressure Extraction Engineer for Gimli's head.
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and then sometimes we get something hilarious like:
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Lifeguard in the dead marshes.
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Well that's to extract the negative pressure of his crankiness of course.
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But I personally like Madomir's more than mine...it sort of leaves flashbacks...uhhh, nevermind.
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Monkybone
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a Nazgûl's exorcist

wall painter in Hobbiton

Windowwasher on Orthanc

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Viscount Værtalion
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gardener in Fangorn

an decorator in Lothlorien

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Lord Glorfindel
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Rignbearer. You are so screwed!!

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"LG for PM!!!" - CloudStrife
"LG = Lifes Good = Lifes Glorfindel" - Cloudstife (él es mi amigo!)
"LG, you're evil. Just plain evil" - Aermir
"I REALLY must get around to terminating your account LG!" -Wetwang
"You mad blighter" - Gloin the Dark

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Joe Stupid KingofBelfalas
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POOPSMITH!!
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Bottler of pristene Isengard water into water bottles.
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