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Sírëlen
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Éomer:I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground. But since it seems to be of the perfect hight..heh..while your down there...uh..
Legolas: [] You would die before your stroke fell!
Éomer: Well in that case Elf boy, you can pull your arrow out on me anytime. [] And you can do the...strokin'... []

[ 01-17-2004, 12:26 PM: Message edited by: Sírëlen ]

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"Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair. But Gollum and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, yeah." - Led Zeppelin 'Ramble On'

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Mirkwood's Dark Princess
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hobbit- "nice hairy feet, wanna screw?"
Treebeard-"once you get me stiffened up, i won't be hasty!"
Denethor-"Light my fire!"
elf to human chick-"hey, you know what they say about us with big, pointy ears! [] "
Eowyn to hot Rohirrim guy' "You know, a sword isn't the only thing I can handle well!"
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[ 01-17-2004, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: Mirkwood Princess ]

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Minë Corma turië të ilyë, Minë Corma hirië të,
Minë Corma hostië të ilyë ar mordossë nutië të
Mornórëo Nóressë yassë i Fuini caitar.

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Sírëlen
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Denethor - I already have the wood, just bring the oil.
Gimli - "Breathe...that's the key..breathe..OHHH!"

"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." Sounds like some bondage going on in Sauron's chambers. []

Aragorn - "We do not stop 'til night fall" (Aparently he's gotten better with age.)

Saruman - "Concealed within his fortress, the Lord of Mordor sees all. His [] gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and flesh."
Gandalf - "Well that makes me a tad self-conscious.." []

Legolas - "Final count...mmm ..42!"
Me - "Not bad for a pointy eared elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on ..43"
Legolas - *Pulls out his....arrow..* (2 hours later) "mmm...that makes 43"
Me - "Well, that also put's me up to 44"
Legolas - "wanna go for 100?"
Me - "Not bad at all..!"
(Elves are like energizer bunnies. They keep going and going and going and...)

[ 01-17-2004, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: Sírëlen ]

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"Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair. But Gollum and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, yeah." - Led Zeppelin 'Ramble On'

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(Elves are like energizer bunnies. They keep going and going and going and...)
No, they keep coming and coming and....

Merry or Pip to any elf: See the feet, Well, were in porportion.

Sam: think we should include gollum tonight
Frodo:Hell no, think about it, if he can cover his family jewels with that cloth, we dont want him.

[ 01-17-2004, 10:24 PM: Message edited by: Thalion ]

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Wow, I just noticed and odd pun to the Pub were in! []
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Sírëlen
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quote:
(Elves are like energizer bunnies. They keep going and going and going and...)
No, they keep coming and coming and....

[] That's great!..


Yeah I see the pun too..That sounds like something Gríma would have.. you know, poisonous...bush...

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Fingolfin to Morgoth: C'mon out big boy and lets dance!'
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Túrin Turambar: Ugh... this sword feels pretty hard when you get it in deep enough.

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Fingolfin telling Finarfin why he had to go ti Middle Earth...

Fingolfin:"I have to go with Feanor! I love him!"
Finarfin: "More than me? your baby brother?"
Fingolfin: "Yes, I love him more than a brother..."
Feanor to Fingolfin: 'Yo bich, let me grab your sword if ya commin''

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You guys are all immoral. [] This is a disgrace and disrespectful of Tolkien's work. [] Take your double meanings somewhere else. [] Yes, I know, I'm a moralizer. []
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Ondo don't be such a sour puss. I'm a fan of this thread. Its funny. [] []
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It was funny...... []
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It was funny huh?

I wonder who ruined it....

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This thread is most definitely not funny. [] It's sick in its decontextuality. [] Ugh... []
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sick in it's what?
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de-con-textu-ality

Get an education Freya! It means "deconstructed sexuality taken out of context"! []

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Sorry, King Singosean

As I said, dumb blonde []

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*spots a rare MT hapax legomenon*
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[] [] [] [] [] []

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quote:
de-con-textu-ality

That word needs to be posted in the word of the week thread!!!

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hapax legomenon
Someone is going to have to explain this one to me!!
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[] [] Google [] [] []
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Don't be angry at me Glóin! I promise I'll Google!!!
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Not at all; I hadn't seen your post when I wrote mine.

Here is one definition across which I stumbled:

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HAPAX LEGOMENON

(pronounced HAI-peks luh-GAH-me-NAHN) is the term applied to a word that is recorded only once in the work of an author or in the whole of a language.


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Sírëlen
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Riiiight..m'kay, alot has happened in the way of falling horribly off topic since last I came. BACK TO DIRTINESS!! []


The Hobbits in Barrow-Weight's place.

Barrow-Weight- "Cold be hand and heart and bone and cold be sleep under stone.."
Frodo - "What was it about that..bone comment?
Barrow - Weight - "Well ye won't be ..cold for long..after I... bone ...ye..

Frodo - "AHHHH!..Damn, what was that poem again.....can't.....remember..
Barrow-Weight - "Here I...Come!"
Frodo - "AHH! Umm...ok here goes..
Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadildo! ...I mean..uh..Dillo..
By water..(Gulp)..Wood..and hill, by the reed and willow,
by fire and..sick desire,..harken now and hear us!
(Gulp) Come..Tom Bombadil, for his..bone is near us..

(Tom busts in and jumps on the Barrow-Weight)
Tom - "Yeah, ya like that doncha, B$&#h!

Pippin - "Hey, Mr. Barrow-Weight, sir, monster,...thing! Could you get your long, naked sword off our necks please?

(that comes from the last line on page 159, incase you were wondering [] )

[ 01-22-2004, 03:10 PM: Message edited by: Sírëlen ]

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Sírëlen
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By the way King Smoogle. I have to ask, being a Final Fantasy fan. Is your name a mix between Smeagol, and Moogle [] ..I just gotta know..KUPO! []

[ 01-22-2004, 03:02 PM: Message edited by: Sírëlen ]

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