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Snöwdog
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Aragorn to Eowyn the morning he was to ride off into the Path of the Dead...

"They dont call you a Rider of Rohan for nothing!" []

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LOL!!!

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Yet another proud pervy Viggo fancier.

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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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pippin to Galadriel

"you know what the hair on my feet is for? TRACTION"

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Dark Lord Andúril
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Another one that is in the book:

Legolas to Gimli: "But you comfort me. I am gald to have you nigh with your stout legs and your hard-"

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Pipkin Sweetgrass
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Tom put his lips to the crack, they could not make out the words, but Merry was clearly aroused

That's either a quote or a near-quote

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quote:
Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused.
LOL. Good try tho' []
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Gimli: Aragorn! I need you to toss me! But dont tell the Elf! He may get jealous!
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Lembas Baker, Inc
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Goldberry to Tom, "My! But you ARE a bouncy fellow aren't you?"

Galadriel to Celeborn, "I'll join you in the hot tub."

Rosie to Sam, "You've got the biggest feet I've ever seen!"

Faramir, "I love the way you hold a sword."

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LOL!!! [] [] *wipes tear*
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these are great!

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Lembas Baker, Inc
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Rosie, "How can I get near you if you keep going off like "Tickle Me Elmo"?
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Merry: My these Ent draughts dont half make you grow...
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A new power is "Rising"!!
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"The old that is strong does not wither
From the ashes a fire shall be woken
renewed shall be the blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king!?

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[] []
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Dont know if this has been said or not but here goes a try.
Gandalf to Arwen while Aragorn has turned away.
Gandalf: Hey want to polish my staff?
Arwen: Wait till sahggy over there is gone::winks at Gandalf::

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I plan the complete and total GENOCIDE of all rabbits...yes even the so called "cute fluffy" ones!
Winner of best Legolas Avy!
TOOMT!!!

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Dark Lord Andúril
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If you dont get this watch the South Park Movie:

Morgoth: Do you ever think about anything but sex?
Sauron: I love you...

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Lembas Baker, Inc
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Arwen, "Where have you BEEN all my life? All my long, long, long, long, long, long life...(the wait is just killing me.)
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Smeagol to Shelob, "Why yes, I AM like this all over."

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To Frodo, "My! But what big EYES you have!"

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Apparently this one always works on babes from Rohan:

"I'm going to the Paths of the Dead and you can't come with me."

[ 02-10-2003, 03:53 PM: Message edited by: Snaga ]

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Keeping with SSA I did find this one about Frodo in the book.

"It was more than he could screw himself to face."

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I've named the knives in my kitchen drawer after you. (kiss)
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I've named you after the knives in my kitchen
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Dark Lord Andúril
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Treebeard: You hobbits dont half rouse me.
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Most of this thread is fabulously funny, and certainly deserves a *bump.*

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Galadriel to Celeborn - [] "You sure are a wood-elf!"
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