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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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yes, i started this thead, and as starter i feel somewhat responsible for the posts in here...

it has come to my knowledge that the poster certain posters are young, indeed some might be ohhh around the age of 14, you know who you are and so do i. this is an adult thread, with themes that your parents might not want you looking at, please discontinue posting.

sorry, dont mean to be an ass, just that whole social and ethical thing thats lets me sleep at night

[ 11-20-2002, 07:04 PM: Message edited by: Ecthelion of the Fountain ]

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Ecthelion, please don't worry too much. My daughter is 15, some of her friends are as young as 13, all citizens of MT. Their minds are - well, not like mine was at their age. [] None of them has posted here, but they read it, and find it funny.

There are plenty of warnings around, and WGW hasn't objected.

Besides, much of what has been posted is 'all in the mind'. If they understand it, it isn't harming them. My own mind was 'corrupted' by years of studying English literature - it won't hurt them. If they understand it, they'll be amused; if they don't they'll just wonder what is going on.

Let's continue having a bit of fun. [] It's a great fun thread.

[ 11-20-2002, 10:04 PM: Message edited by: Sauron's Secret Agent ]

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YOU ARE ALL SICK!!! And just my kind of people!!! I love this!

girl hobbit to Frodo: I got your 'ring of power', baby!

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You´re right about "it´s all in the mind", SSA. Check your PMs.

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Graham is an idiot
he is an idiot
the smiley face resembles him
when he pulls down his pants everybody in the 500 mile range dies
everyone fears it

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On my way, K. []

edit: Well, that quite blows one away. Thank you - I think. []

[ 11-21-2002, 02:35 AM: Message edited by: Sauron's Secret Agent ]

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OK, so I have nothing better to do at the moment.

PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER AGE.

More direct (more or less) quotations:

Treebeard: I do not easily get tired. And I am not very bendable.

Treebeard: If I could make you understand my need; if I could rouse you.

Treebeard: Well, you can lie on the bed.

Treebeard: Here we come with a boom, here we come - at last.

Aragorn: A bent blade is enough.

Gimli: I will keep my axe loose.

Gimli: Your bow, Legolas! Get it ready! Shoot first!

Gandalf: Will you come down?

Gandalf (about the Balrog): Even as I came, he burst into new flame.

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Beren to Luthien: "Don't worry sweetie, I can do more with one hand than most men can with two..."

Melkor to Tulkas: "I hear you like to play rough, big boy, and that you use chains."

Melian to Elwë: "Hey elf-boy, come explore my hidden glade."

[ 11-21-2002, 08:46 PM: Message edited by: Swift Asfaloth ]

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Treebeard: Rest assured, I won't be hasty. []
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Something tells me you three ladies know some good dirty jokes. I better clear out my PM box...
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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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its kinda odd, but my girl friends dad was the one that reforged my 'sword' after that was done i was able to continue my line
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Huh?

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No NO pleease do NOT explain that...

Semagol to Deagol: Give it to me my love.

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Please do

BTW ewwwwwwwwww

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quote:
Gandalf (about the Balrog): Even as I came, he burst into new flame.

[] []
Aaahhhaaahahaahahaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[] []

We have an awful sense of humour. Tolkien must be spinning in his coffin.

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One elf to another: I'm an elf, you're an elf, wanna set a new record?
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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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one thing about old man willow, he sure can swallow everything that comes near his mouth, no gag reflex

that one might be a little bad

kell. hes not spinning in his coffin, hes drinking to try and forget the horrid blasphemous MT citizens

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Girl-Dwarf to Gimli;
' Come with me baby, and I'll let you explore my deep shaft.'

Maedbh

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quote:
its kinda odd, but my girl friends dad was the one that reforged my 'sword'
That was sick.
[]

Aragorn to Arwen: Nice ears, wanna screw?

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Any Rohirrim maid: Where is the horn that was blowing?

Aragorn: It is not my will to put aside my sword...

Gandalf: Come! Come! The staff in the hand of a wizard...

Théoden: Here you come again!

Éomer: You do not come with grief, Gandalf!

Théoden to Gríma: You shall ride too.

Gandalf to Gríma: Down on your belly!

Aragorn: the king shall come again.

[Apologies to JRRT.]

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Elf: All night long!???!! Scoff!! I can keep going for eternity!!

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sometimes you make me feel like a hroa (say whora)
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Elf: All night long!???!! Scoff!! I can keep going for eternity!!

ROTFLOL!!! [] [] [] [] []

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Another proud pervy Viggo fancier.

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Frodo (to Sam): We still have much more riding to do tonight.
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Gimli to Legolas: My axe is restless in my hand.

Legolas to Gimli: I am glad to have you nigh with your hard axe.

Aragorn: The broken blade shines again, and we did not come too soon.

Gimli to Éomer: I came to see your sword play. May there be many a chance before the night is over.

Legolas: I must grope for my spent arrows. Then whet my long knife. Would that the night would end and I could have better light for my shooting.

Théoden: My Hornburg has never fallen to assault - yet... And with that shout, the king came.

Éomer to Gandalf: You did not name the hour of your coming.

Théoden to Gandalf: In the dark hour before dawn I doubted, but we will not part now; I will come with you.

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less travelled by...

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

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Lol you last one is always the best one...
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