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Dark Lord Andúril
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Legolas: Eye, eye! A Balrog A Balrog has come!
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Gandalf: "Their are fouler things than orcs in the deep places of my pants."
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Gandy...come here and let me put the secret fire in your staff.

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Warg: That one is great!
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Roll of Honor Sauron's Secret Agent
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Belegurth, your Balrog one was equally good!

Rosie to Sam: don't take so long next time.

Bilbo to Frodo: I'm coming with you.

Arwen to Elrond: I'm not coming with you, I'm coming with Aragorn.

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ewww to ssa's last 1
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Roll of Honor Sauron's Secret Agent
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Frodo, or Gollum: I feel like leaving here, crawling into some caves and fingering my beautiful ring.

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Queen of Grammar with King Marcho.

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Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

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you know it is the way of the noldor to ride bareback....
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Dark Lord Andúril
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Legolas to Gimli: Ill ride him with you Gimli!
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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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legolas and gimli,, a horse well ive never done it that way, but hey, lets give it a shot
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Taken from film (and added to!) - Gimli in Moria "NO ONE TOSSES A DWARF!.....(Then whispering into Aragorn's ear)....but I'm willing to make an exception!"
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Roll of Honor Sauron's Secret Agent
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Maybe not pickup lines, these, but for those of us with minds that belong in this thread, JRRT himself provided some entertainment:

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Frodo was roused by Sam.
Boromir to Frodo:

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Come, come, my friend... You can say that I was too strong and took [you] by force.
Frodo:

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Verily I come.
Pippin:

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I wish Frodo would screw himself up.
Sam:

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That's hard, cruel hard.
and also:

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Oh, Mr Frodo, that's hard!
Legolas:

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My quiver is empty.
and:

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[Pippin] was wondering what use he could make of Grishnákh's desire.
[] Sorry...

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Particularly like the Legolas one SSA! Im currently reading the Silmarillion again - unable to get out of 'double meanings mode!!!'.
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Well, you only had to see the film to know the Legolas one was true. []

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less travelled by...

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

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tut, tut

That's disgusting! I'm ashamed to know you SSA!

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Roll of Honor Sauron's Secret Agent
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[] You lying rat, TG!

There are hundreds more like that if anyone wants me to waste some more time - well, got to keep my mind occupied while my body's on strike. []

DISCLAIMER: MANY OF THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL QUOTATIONS FROM LOTR. ANY MISINTERPRETATION IS IN THE MIND OF THE READER.

Legolas to Gimli: Want to fill my quiver?

Gandalf to Gwaihir: Give me a ride?

Arwen to Aragorn: I want to give you my jewel.

Treebeard to Merry and Pippin: You make me too hot.

Any Ent: Would you like to come with horn and drum?

Gandalf to Gimli: Hey, I'm going to lift my staff, and your axe will fall.

Éomer to Gimli: Come on then, teach me a lesson with your rod.

Gimli: I've got 21 notches on my axe. Want to make it 22?

Gandalf to any hobbit: Wanna light my firework?

Gandalf to Frodo: I shall just slip in quietly.

Gandalf to Sam: I have something to shut your mouth.

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Queen of Grammar with King Marcho.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less travelled by...

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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of all the valar, Tulkas "came last into Arda..."

poor guy, now we know why he has so much pent up energy

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Sauron: Mayhaps you would like to visit the Crack of Doom with me?

Eowyn to Faramir: You know...If men are to inherit the earth...We might have to jumpstart it a little if you catch my meaning...*wink wink*

Pipin to Arwen: Sure im short...But I make up for it in other ways.

Aragorn to Boromir: My sword is longer than yours.
Boromir to Aragorn: Its not the size that matters...its how you use it!

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Roll of Honor Sauron's Secret Agent
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Aragorn (sadly): my sword is broken.

Aragorn to the fellowship: We must divide up into pairs and...

Frodo to Sam: But you can't come like this, without your gear...

Gimli: Dwarves do not tire soon.

Grishnákh to Pippin: Let me grope you in the dark.

Treebeard to Pippin: We might do some things together.

Frodo to Sam (on Mount Doom): Did I make the earth move for you?

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less travelled by...

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

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I have to get my ring on top of that fiery mount.

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[] at Sim

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Well, SSA, let's face it, we all need a fiery mount once in a while!! [] [] []

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quote:
Aragorn (sadly): my sword is broken.

ROTFLMAO [] [] [] [] [] [] [] []
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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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you people are sick, damn sick, in an odd way im pleased to have you among my fellow citizens, but jeez..............keep them umm coming
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Roll of Honor Sauron's Secret Agent
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*wonders who started this thread*

Self-promotion: if you people think I'm so good, why aren't you quoting me in "funniest citizen"?

OK, I'm feeling less ill today, I'll be back later...

You have been warned. []

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less travelled by...

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

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