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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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sorry, your profile tells us you have lasted 16 years thus far on this planet, and i was saying that as we dont want any younger posters in here getting miffed and putting an end to our fun, if the wee lad does think hes old enough to partake, then by all means

[ 11-14-2002, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Ecthelion of the Fountain ]

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Cover the eyes of the young'uns, Ecthelion!

Aragorn to Arwen: "Let's go someplace quiet and you can help me reforge my sword..."

Despondent horse-less Rohirrim soldier to pretty Rohirrim lass: "It's been a long time since I've been mounted..."

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Aragorn: Hey baby. Want to see the REAL flame of the west?

Boromir: If you blow my horn just right, youll produce such a blast that......!

Arwen: You'lld be suprised at the amout of times one can go through the Carma Sutra in a few thousand years.

Gollum: Its ok baby, My fingers already smell like fish.

Im sorry if its too much... Ill delete it if wanted...

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HAHAHA....Wow..that Gollum one was...special. And hilarious! Bravo, bravo... :::applauds the filth:::
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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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man i dont have enough hands to cover all their eyes!!!!

this is good, better than i hoped

gandalf- i came with no specific charter when i came to middle earth, so i decided to help the free people of middle earth,

so in a way i just kinda assumed the missionary position

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Female to Merry: - "Wow, that entish brew has certainly made you larger"
Merry to female: - " that aint the only thing bigger baby!"

Wormtongue to Female: - "They dont call me wormtongue for nothin'!"

Ainur to Ainur: - "Lets make sweet music together!"

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Oh my God.

Swifty, evidently you have decided to push the line a bit. I just spilled coffee on my keyboard because of you, I was laughing so hard. [] Has anyone nominated you for Lug's "Funniest Person" thread? First that Marlin Perkins comment, and now this.

My avatarless friend (Fight the Power!), excellent choice for a thread.

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Queen of Grammar with King Marcho.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less travelled by...

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Eledhsúle
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Boromir the ladies man to every handmaiden of Gondor that goes by: Hey baby! Wanna blow the biggest horn of Gondor []

[] Someone did say the needed one "Horn" line...

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Roll of Honor Swift Asfaloth
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You know, at least this thread has adult MT members making funny innuenduous comments about consenting adult Middle Earth beings. I don't think we should worry, Ecthelion-if you take a look at some of the inns and Harry Potter threads, slash fanfic and fantasies about minors in a children's book are being discussed by, er, children and adults.

BTW, Aragorn's sword, Dwarf beards, entdraught and hobbits, the Rohirrim, and Boromir's horn seem to provide particularly good fodder for our pick up lines. And I always wondered about that Galadriel line, WT.

[ 11-15-2002, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: Swift Asfaloth ]

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Galadriel to Frodo - "Look into the mirror and tell me what fate awaits you Frodo"
Frodo - "well..... I see you and half a dozen other elf chicks all over me!!!"

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orc to another orc,

nice iron shod shoes, wanna screw?

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I think I've done something fatal to my stomach! [] [] You lot are hilarious!
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Balrog: "Anybody taste my whip?"

Arwen to Aragorn: "Tell me more about the "Seeing Stones"...
Aragorn to Arwen: "Baby... just... balls... big balls..."

Sauron to Shelob: "I'll show you my big black tower..."
"I feel Mt. Doom might erupt today again..."

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omigod, I shall burst a blood vessel. I love Falco's Wormtongue one...

But really, you are an evil-minded lot. Keep up the good work! []

And Eled, thanks for the "horn" one! I always thought you were so sweet... []

[ 11-15-2002, 12:01 PM: Message edited by: Sauron's Secret Agent ]

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Aragorn to Arwen: My weapon is sheathed and I'm ready - ride hard.

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Sim - you are a disgrace. []

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Oh, oh, oh I can't breathe... *gasp*

I think Sim and Thorin are comic geeeniiiusses! []

Where is Glóin? I bet he'd be brilliant at this as well!

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Arwen: Ride on Asfaloth! Ride on!
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Aragorn to Arwen: My weapon is sheathed and I'm ready - ride hard.

My favorite one so far. [] [] [] [] [] [] [] []
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Gollum: "'up up it goes, when hanging it reaches my toes.' Guesssss, my precious, and you shall eats it."
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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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Hi may name isAnfauglir known as 'the Red Maw' they call me that for a few reasons
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You guys are hilarious!!!!!!!

Boromir: The Horn of Gondor is so powerful that people will come from miles away!

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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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ohhhhh, you bad girl

swift, your question in trivia sparked that last one =)

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Ooooh deeeeaaaaar, your minds. And Warg, that one is wicked!

*dies laughing*

edit: *decides not to die laughing, might miss something! [] *

[ 11-16-2002, 08:23 AM: Message edited by: Sauron's Secret Agent ]

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