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Captain of Gondor
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Gladrial to Sauron: So how far does Mount Doom explode? []

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Legolas to Haldir: "I know how to make that hair shine...if you know what I mean."
Haldir: "Just....just don't. Ok?"

Boromir to Arwen: "You gotta watch out for my Watcher in the water...if you know what I mean."
Aragorn: "ahaha....wait a minute!"

Eowyn to Faramir: "Us Rohan women know how to ride those horses...if you know what I mean."
Faramir: "I think it'd be hard not to tell what you mean..."
Eowyn: "What was that about being hard, now?"
Faramir: [] []

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Gimli to Legolas: 'ever wanted to find out what we male Dwarves get up to deep in our underground Mountains, with almost no female company?'

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wow everyone, amazing lines. very creative.

Sam to Frodo: Hey i was bored last night so I took the ring and well....all I'm going to say is it's stuck again.

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Faramir to Eowyn: "Aragorn told me you really knew how to ride..."
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Arwen to Aragorn: "Is that a broken sword in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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[] But... What use is a broken sword? []

Edit: I always thought this was a bit... []

SAM: Everywhere I lie there's a dirty great root sticking into my back.
FRODO: Just shut your eyes, and imagine you're back in your own bed with a soft mattress and a lovely feather pillow.
SAM: It's not working, Mr. Frodo. I'm never going to be able to sleep out here.
FRODO: Me neither, Sam

But then, I have a mind like a sewer. []

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evidently...
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No worse than everyone else in here, pi! []

GANDALF: You feel its power growing, don't you? I've felt it, too.

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quote:
But... What use is a broken sword?
Of course, Éomer's sword was never broken...  -
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I thought Éomer had a spear? [] Anyhow, I'd expect no less from a Rohirrim! []

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Frodo: I’m not wearing Mithril trousers — I’m just that hard.
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SAM (or anyone else for that matter): There's an eye opener and no mistake! []
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Arwen to Aragorn: "Is that a broken sword in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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Let’s try Appendix B – The Tale of Years

Having grown larger than any from many an Ent draft Pippen needed to find a mate in the Shire with compatible physiology. So in 1427 Peregrin Took marries Diamond of Long Cleeve. Before that he had considered one of the Longhole lasses of Bree.

The Third Age
1150
The Fallohides enter Eriador. The Stoors come over the Redhorn Pass and move to the Angle

3018 21 September
Gandalf meets Shadowfax, but the horse will not allow him to come...

3018 26 September
Frodo comes to Bombadil

Wait a minute. When did we vary from "pick up lines" and degrade to pure smut? Oh, Yes. Years ago. []

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When did we vary from "pick up lines" and degrade to pure smut? Oh, Yes. Years ago. [] []

...from about post 8 or so on the 1st page [] [] [] []
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I assume we all made a lot of broken sword jokes in here at some point? If not, shame on us.
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quote:
I assume we all made a lot of broken sword jokes in here at some point? If not, shame on us.
Yep. about 11 years ago on page 2:
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by Swift Asfaloth:
Aragorn to Arwen: "Let's go someplace quiet and you can help me reforge my sword..."


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