Legolas to Haldir: "I know how to make that hair shine...if you know what I mean." Haldir: "Just....just don't. Ok?"
Boromir to Arwen: "You gotta watch out for my Watcher in the water...if you know what I mean." Aragorn: "ahaha....wait a minute!"
Eowyn to Faramir: "Us Rohan women know how to ride those horses...if you know what I mean." Faramir: "I think it'd be hard not to tell what you mean..." Eowyn: "What was that about being hard, now?" Faramir:
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SAM: Everywhere I lie there's a dirty great root sticking into my back. FRODO: Just shut your eyes, and imagine you're back in your own bed with a soft mattress and a lovely feather pillow. SAM: It's not working, Mr. Frodo. I'm never going to be able to sleep out here. FRODO: Me neither, Sam
Having grown larger than any from many an Ent draft Pippen needed to find a mate in the Shire with compatible physiology. So in 1427 Peregrin Took marries Diamond of Long Cleeve. Before that he had considered one of the Longhole lasses of Bree.
The Third Age 1150 The Fallohides enter Eriador. The Stoors come over the Redhorn Pass and move to the Angle
3018 21 September Gandalf meets Shadowfax, but the horse will not allow him to come...
3018 26 September Frodo comes to Bombadil
Wait a minute. When did we vary from "pick up lines" and degrade to pure smut? Oh, Yes. Years ago.
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