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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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posting this here, because as we know the room denotes a veteran following, and perhaps some of the subject matter than i hope comes up in this thread will be of a slightly more mature nature than would usually be found on the site

WARNING, MAY CONTAIN ADULT THEMES

ok so, can you guys think of any middle earth pick up lines?

dwarf pickup like, the rare female dwarf comes up to a husky male dwarf and says 'mine me baby'

can anyone think of any others

find this objectionable, pm me, add to it,,,, i know there are some crafty minds out there

[ 11-12-2002, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: Ecthelion of the Fountain ]

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lol WGW will have a field day with this...
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Roll of Honor Ecthelion of the Fountain
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hey, youre 14, go away
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Galadriel to Sauron: Someday, baby, I'll wear your ring.

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Shelob to lost orc:

"Let me spin my webs around ya, baby."

"Uh, let me devour you tonight, you nasty orc, you."

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Beren to Melian,,, so, whats behind the girdle?
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Bill the Pony to the Prancing Pony: Hey baby! What's your sign?

Prancing Pony sign: ...

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Smaug to lady dragon: "C'mon baby light my fire"

Male hobbit to female hobbit: "Your **** nope, too R-rated, sorry or mine?" PICK UP LINE CENSORED BY SWIFT ASFALOTH

Shadowfax to Middle Earth mare: "Nice tail, baby, and what a set of legs! Whinnnny!"

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[] at Swifty. Okay, I hope this doesn't get me banned or anything.
* looks around furtively *

Sam to Rosie: "No, it's not Sting in my pants. I'm happy to see you."

Gollum: "Want to see my precious?"

Gandalf: "My staff is bigger than Saruman's."

Gimli to Galadriel: "You know what they say about dwarves with big beards, right?"

Eowyn to Aragorn: "You should see what all that horseback riding does for my thigh muscles."

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Dying laughing at your pick up lines, you innuenduous Dwarf! Ecthelion did put a disclaimer at the beginning of the thread, but perhaps we should consult Marcho on legal issues. Some of your lines may be "actionable", and that's why I left the word "hole" out of my hobbit pick up line. []

I may try Eowyn's line on someone this afternoon. I'll send you a commission if it's successful, Thorin. []

[ 11-13-2002, 09:31 AM: Message edited by: Swift Asfaloth ]

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Swifty, that may be risky. You may want to try that line out on me first to make sure it works. And then of course you have to prove your claim. Practice makes perfect. Do you need directions to Indianapolis?
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Oh, Thorin! []

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"If I told you you had a nice hroa would you hold it against me?"
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Sauron: "I've had my eye on you for a long time, baby."

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Queen of Grammar with King Marcho.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less travelled by...

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

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Too late Thorin, I'm a risk-takin' gal, and the risk has been taken. Eowyn's pick up line works quite well outside of Middle Earth, and your check is in the mail. Oh, and it helps to wear black riding...never mind. []

Treebeard to Wandlimb: "You make me feel... bendable.

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treebeard looking at an ent wife

"honey, suddely im so stiff i cant walk"

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What no jokes about the horn of Gondor!
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We're waiting, Mithril... []

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* sigh *
Swifty has rejected me once again. SSA, I'll be over at the Newt shortly to hit on you and try to get you drunk. []

Merry & Pippin: Want to see what drinking entdraught can do to a hobbit?

Arwen: If you notice, not only is my body unaffected by age, but parts of it are unaffected by gravity.

Legolas: Did you know that the elvish language is 80% humming?

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This is one the finest threads I´ve read in ages!

Thanks for the laughs, all! []

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This is actually in LotR:

Galadriel to Gimli: "It is said that the skill of the Dwarves is in their hands rather than in their tongues, yet that is not true of Gimli."

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Ok, there´s no such smiley in the world that would express my joy at WT´s post.
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oh yeah, morwen called me hurin the steadfast for years, long before melkor chained me to this chair
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Hey Ecthelion, "hey, youre 14, go away" were you reffering to me? Because if you were then you are mistaken my friend, what made you think I was 14?
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(This is what i've called at School...)

Galadriel to Sauron: Hey lord of the ring! - Think about it.

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