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Wetwang
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Coffee! []
Are you joking? []
Is it Blue Mountain? []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor Belegurth
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I bid the half of Smaug's hoard then - I just found it under my bed. []
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Fine, Belegurth. Make things awkward. []

Four gold pieces and two cups of pure Blue Mountain coffee, I'll go no higher.

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Wetwang
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And the two cups of pure Blue Mountain coffee plus four pieces of gold are in the lead []
Any advances? []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Thingol of Doriath
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Ok, ok...

A Silmaril... with Beren's severed hand still wrapped around it. That's my final offer. []

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Wetwang
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If you throw in wolfy on the end of that we may be getting close []

-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Yes! Gentlemen! Get your bids in now for nothing less than the wonderful lady that is our very own ÉowynatHeart
Can ladies bid also? If so I bid a joke:

Have you heard the news? Michael Jackson is getting back together again []

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Wetwang
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quote:
Can ladies bid also?
Only if they offer to take me out for dinner [] []
And no telling me jokes []
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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor Celebrían
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Alright, forget the silk handkerchief, Wetwang! I bid a Dinner with Coffee-Chocolate Lembas for dessert.
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Roll of Honor Belegurth
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*knows he is out-bid* []

*scratches head* []

*realizes there's iron on his head* []

*remembers it's a crown* []

*takes it off*

[] Seems like I forgot about those Silmarils I grabbed in Valinor. [] I bid all three []

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Wetwang
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I bid a Dinner with Coffee-Chocolate Lembas for dessert.
And will this delight be served on a plate or upon you my dear? []

Give up Bele [] I might be onto a good thing with Cele []
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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor Celebrían
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Yikey! Where's my knight in shining armor when an orc gets too close?
*squirts the stinky marsh with Eau de Lórien, turns beet-red*

That's dinner on a plate, you strange green Bog! The lembas is Imladris-baked and dwarf-tested.

[ 07-26-2004, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: Celebrían ]

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Wetwang
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Aw Cele, you gone and burst my bubble [] Still, it was worth it to see you go beet-red []
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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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I bet an RL pint in the pub down the road from me.

Whaddayasay?

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Thingol of Doriath
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I can beat that Freya... I bid not making a pass at you(Wetty) when you come for a visit next month.

I win! []

[ 07-26-2004, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Singollo of Doriath ]

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I bid all the horses in Rohan and this furry thing I stole off of Éomer!!!!!
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Wetwang
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I'm glad I got more than one pic []
It looks like it's a dead heat between Gorgeous and Swelf []

*Really must remember to pack the bromide to drop into Singo's drink when he visits* []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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I see your pint and raise it to one of Wadworths 6X....and I too promise not to make a pass at Wetty next time I'm in Bognor. []

In addition, I stake the immortal soul of Peter Jackson, a copy of Boney M's greatest hits and a half-eaten packet of Doritos.
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Wetwang
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quote:
and I too promise not to make a pass at Wetty next time I'm in Bognor.
You won't be able to help yourself and you know it [] I don't like 6x unless it's that super dooper fertilizer stuff []
But maybe I could be persuaded by the Boney M album []
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*Thinks* []
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Nope! Swelf and Gorgeous are still neck and neck [] []
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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Wetwang
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Lobelia []
You're not allowed to bid for your own pics []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Dang!!
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Roll of Honor Belegurth
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I find it quite ridiculous you ignore my Silmarils, plus the half hoard of Smaug [] But to top my offer, I bid a splendid tea-time (I heard you Brits are addicted to tea-times? [] ) in, say, Angband. [] You can't really deny that offer, can you? [] If you like, an escort of orcs could pick you up, and if you're in haste or can't wait to meet me, I can send Ancalagon the Black to fly you here. [] I'll give you a sightseeing tour (includes deep pits of fire and smoke and Thangorodrim in all its beauty, there's still some rotten hand lying around which you can keep) and make you familiar with Gorthaur, a nice fellow you'll like []

How does that sound?

[ 07-27-2004, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Belegurth ]

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Roll of Honor Celebrían
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*elbows in again beside Belegurth*
I bid then a sight-seeing afternoon with picnic up in Redhorn Pass, with me and my sons, Elladan and Elrohir. Scenic, cool, not too many orc-sightings...

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Wetwang
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quote:
How does that sound?
Bele [] You are joking aren't you? [] This is a drink with Gorgeous we're talking about [] What would you do in my place? []
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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor Belegurth
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quote:
not too many orc-sightings...
You're saying that as if it was a good thing []

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Wetty, if you like, Gorthaur can dress up as Freya [] . He's quite good at taking different forms and bodies to contain his lovely spirit [] Would that be ok? []

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