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Wetwang
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Yep! That's correct []
In my pocession, even as we speak, I have several colour photographs of Lobelia SB []
Now what you may be asking would I be hoping to get for saucy pics of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins? []
'Not an awful bloody lot!' would be my reply! []
No! No! This is no Baggins that I speak of, but rather SB is 'Southern Belle' and Lobelia my nickname for that mistress of the fro..................
[] Yes! Gentlemen! Get your bids in now for nothing less than the wonderful lady that is our very own ÉowynatHeart []
I have up to three, yes that's right....THREE photos of the gorgeous lady up for grabs []
So get your offers of any kind in now, the weirder the better []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor Sauron's Secret Agent
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Without wishing to be unduly picky, isn't Miz Lobelia Lobelia?
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Wetwang
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Maybe Queenie []
But here's the disclaimer []
quote:
and Lobelia my nickname for that mistress of the fro..................

'The fro' is no other than EaH []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor EowynatHeart
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What the?

Mr. Wetwang....come here []
You and I will be having a talk!!!!!!!
Are you totally mental??????

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Roll of Honor Sauron's Secret Agent
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What is a "fro"?
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Wetwang
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A 'fro' is something to do with having big hair []

Oh! Hi, Lobelia [] How's tricks?

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor EowynatHeart
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Yeah!
You'll think tricks!!!!!!!
You better read your PM's..............

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Wetwang
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Look! []
If I get no offers by let's say a week next saturday you can have them back, OK? []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Thingol of Doriath
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Fro, short for Afro:

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I bid two gold pieces...

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Wetwang
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Is that an early pic of yourself Swelf? []

The bidding stands at Two gold pieces [] Is that for each, sir or all three? []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor EowynatHeart
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quote:
If I get no offers by let's say a week next saturday you can have them back, OK?


Oaky, this could be depressing []
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Roll of Honor Miz Lobelia
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[] what the h.... ?! []

Dang, Wetty, you get up to all sorts of trouble.

(At least my friend SSA knows who the REAL Lobelia is!!)

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Wetwang
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[]
But you're Miz L to me [] and I could never do something like this to a fellow plant lover []
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Or could I? []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor Belegurth
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What is that all about? [] Wetty you better watch it... while EaH may be a really nice woman, she can possibly turn into a fiery creature that even a Balrog would fear []
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Wetwang
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quote:
she can possibly turn into a fiery creature
Keep feeding the fantasy my good sir [] []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor EowynatHeart
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Why anyone would want pics of me when I'm 2 years old is beyond me []
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Roll of Honor Belegurth
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Oh oh oh baby pictures!!!!1111 3 gold coins! []
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Roll of Honor EowynatHeart
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ooookay...never mind []
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Thingol of Doriath
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4 gold coins... and the Nauglamír. []
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Wetwang
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Ahhhhhhh! The Nauglamir has been thrown in [] I see the Swelf is determined to get his hands upon the pics []
Ok only the Arkenstone or half of Smaug's hoard will beat the Nauglamir [] Unless anyone can find the odd Simaril or two lying around []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Roll of Honor Belegurth
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I offer the Girdle of Melian - looks really nice on men and women alike! []
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Wetwang
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Sorry Bele [] The Girdle of Melian isn't a physical object and the bidding can't include 'etheral' things []
Unless, of course, you were on about the belt she wears to keep her dress up []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Baby pictures? I bid a red elven handkerchief. Elrond's got too many of them in his drawers.
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And from my grammy:
"Never underestimate the power of a girdle" ~ Melian

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Wetwang
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quote:
I bid a red elven handkerchief
[]
Cele the bidding has already reached four gold pieces and the Nauglamir so a handkerchief really don't rub it any more. I think we're looking for a Simaril or two now []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Hmm...I can outbid Singy.

*raises hand*
Four gold pieces and a cup of coffee!

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