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Matt The Courageous
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Okay, where does that leave the real me? I know I feel invisable at times, even rediculed, but this is too much. [] Besides if I were Snöwdogs alter ego, I would make myself at least ten pounds lighter and fifteen years younger. Maybe even four inches taller and not going bald. And the glasses, I would definately lose the glasses. I better be careful or I'll create my own alter ego and be jealous of it.

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"Long may truth prevail."
"Peace to the faithful."
"Fear no darkness!"
"Fight the good fight!"
"for even a fool if he is silent, men will think him wise"
Anger is easy, forgiveness is hard.

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LyraLuthien Tinuviel
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That's what you get for pulling a Snowy.
(Since this is the Log, for all you newbies, I will define.)
Bumping an ancient thread just before it descends into the Prancing Pony Archive = Pulling a Snowy.
[]
Does this mean I can flirt with Snowy without limit, and it wouldn't be called cheating?
[]

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Don't say we have come now to the end; White shores are calling.
You and I will meet again.
Across the sea a pale moon rising; the ships have come to carry you home.
And all will turn to silver glass; A light on the water
Grey Ships pass into the West.

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Roll of Honor Yo, Thubeldhia
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quote:
for all you newbies
I know there's something about a pot and a kettle that would suit here...

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LyraLuthien Tinuviel
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What newbies?
You've only been here 4 months longer than I, Thub, so who are you to call me a newbie? []
I was accused of acting like an oldie from my first week here. There are those that view everyone as newbies who wasn't there before they were, and those that define newbie as anyone with a citizen # above a certain number (1000, 2000, 3000 or whatever).
Maybe when the citizen count goes up past 6000 I can stop being a newbie to some people?
Newbie is such a relative term. To Snowdog, we are almost all of us newbies.

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Roll of Honor Yo, Thubeldhia
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We're newbies!! At least until next years awards!!
Who will give them now that Hidalgo is gone?? I'll make it!! As long as no other takes the challenge...

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Roll of Honor Thorongil
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Bah!! You are both newbies. In the newbiest sense of the word. [] Don't ask me what that means, because I don't kn...I mean, I won't tell you.

As for you Sir Snowster...
quote:
*I should quit talking to my alter egos...*

Yes, you should. Stop it now, before I send the men in the white coats. []

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If you've come for a visit, you'd be welcome with fewer, if you've come to take me away, you'll need a lot more.
I'm a denizen. Athene said so.

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Snöwdog
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To Snowdog, we are almost all of us newbies.
I don't think citizens #3-14 post anymore, so I guess I'm the second oldest person on this board, so with the exception of WGW #2, you all are n00bz! []

And really, Snowdog was Mad Matt's alter ego, he just decided to "come out" []

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- Bilbo Baggins

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Matt The Courageous
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I'm sure glad I'm not the only one here who is crazy, I mean nuts, I mean mad. [] Lyra if some would really believe that, then you are flirting with your self. However, then I am talking to myself. Which would make you flirting with me but still with your self but not with Snöw .......................................................................................................................................
My head hurts now. This is to much for a dumb carpenter to digest. I'll just go find something to yell at my teenagers about. Yea, nice and simple. Thank God for kids. []

[ 06-21-2006, 10:50 PM: Message edited by: Mad Matt The Courageous ]

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"Long may truth prevail."
"Peace to the faithful."
"Fear no darkness!"
"Fight the good fight!"
"for even a fool if he is silent, men will think him wise"
Anger is easy, forgiveness is hard.

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LyraLuthien Tinuviel
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rofl
I love you, MM.
Oh, and Snowy... []

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Roll of Honor Thorongil
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quote:
I don't think citizens #3-14 post anymore, so I guess I'm the second oldest person on this board, so with the exception of WGW #2, you all are n00bz!
Alright Your Ancientness, we all bow to your tottering frame in submission. We wouldn't want to disappear so mysteriously as those other poor citizens did.

*goes off to warn WGW that he may be next on the hit list*

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If you've come for a visit, you'd be welcome with fewer, if you've come to take me away, you'll need a lot more.
I'm a denizen. Athene said so.

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Matt The Courageous
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quote:

Does this mean I can flirt with Snowy without limit, and it wouldn't be called cheating?

LyraLuthien Tinuviel
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posted June 21, 2006 08:53 AM

Ladies and gentlemen. I have been in trouble for a long time.

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"Long may truth prevail."
"Peace to the faithful."
"Fear no darkness!"
"Fight the good fight!"
"for even a fool if he is silent, men will think him wise"
Anger is easy, forgiveness is hard.

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Roll of Honor Varnafindë
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quote:
I don't think citizens #3-14 post anymore,
I think citizens # 3 and 4 have posted this week.

Snöwdog and WGW are still the oldest regular posters here, though.

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Matt The Courageous
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And another bumb in honor of Snöwdog. And as Varna so kindly pointed out, the old man of the board. []
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Snöwdog
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I'm still here, and the Log still Floats!
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It's the fiber.
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double post! []
Is it just me, or does the "M" in "Minas Tirith" above remind anyone else of a woman's arse? []

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The grey rain-curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise.

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LyraLuthien Tinuviel
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Pervert. []

Wings always said the shapes of the tengwar letters remind him of a woman's breasts. []

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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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Snöwdog
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quote:
It's the fiber.
[]
Some do think I'm the turd that won't flush... []

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Matt The Courageous
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There are three jokes right there I just refuse to touch. One about chickens and one about...well...turds. The third about ahh...well.. Anyway. It's not about Tengwar letters for sure.
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The Crack of Doom?
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Snöwdog
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The stand-up comic on the back page of the Time Off Newspaper here in Brisbane...

"And this one is for my critics.

Guess who's been together after all the sh|t that's happened between them?

Your bum-cheeks!"


[ 02-22-2013, 11:25 AM: Message edited by: Snöwdog ]

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Ah, yet another bump (a 4-year bump.) Thanks, Snöwdog.

From the second sentence in The Hobbit

- a nasty, dirty, wet hole
- a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with an oozy smell
- a dry, bare, sandy hole

Of course there is simply,
- Hobbit-hole

Now THAT'S sick! []

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(2.5 year bump)

I would say that the hole referred to in the post above was in need of a douche... [] []

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