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Okay, I know, this title is lame. But I just hope that pointless discussion will resume in here as it once was (thanks Arta by the way ). I may have to shut down facebook and get rid of the dozens of millions of angry users, but so what ? It's for the UP, isn't it ?
Anyway, you'll be pleased (or you won't care) to know that I had a good Easter week-end. I ate lots of chocolate and candies.
Ooh, and for the Firefly fans : I am - slowly but surely - getting a Mal costume ready. I already have the pistol -which is - and bought the holster. The boots are the last item that will take some hard searching, and the rest should be fairly easy. I'll let you know how it goes !
Door-whore: Inc'
There are some citizens who are in residence, as it were, and need no invite. These are:
Adulithien: “Kicking major poetic ass with a bunch of hot lesbians” (Foam Gun Operator) Athene: “I am not flexible enough to eat with my ass. ” (Hostess) EowynatHeart: "I DO NOT TAKE PROZAC!" (Cocktail Specialist) Freya: “Hey, shall we start up a gay mafia?” (Queen of Hearts) Thingol of Doriath: “That was wrong on so many levels.” (Prince of Procrastination) Wetwang: "Why let the bottom fall out of your world when you can have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!" (King of Sexual Innuendos and Grossness) Snowman of Forochel: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SNOWMAN!"(Host)
MEMBERS:
Arien the Maia: "Personaly I am all for body search." Artaresto: "I love waking up because I can go back to sleep again." bombadil: “I'm Luther Billis doing the "Honeybun" dance in South Pacific" Braeden Fireheart: "Boredom is the weirdest drug." donkey: Elanor Gamgee: "Does that count as insanity?" Elora Starsong : "I know a limmerick about the Whore from Wee Waa" Glóin the Dark: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!” Hamfast Gamgee: "I've just had Corn on the Nob! Edit: I think that should be Corn on the Cob! " Inc': "I'm ready to put my hand on anyone's crotch" Kalkin: "Does it count as smoked beer if you used beer in your bong water?" Lostfiniel: “Has had bad catfish experiences” Neytari Took-Baggins: "I like Dick." pi: "It's a cruel, cruel world that frowns on nipple talk. " Princess Keona: "a sexual chocolate martini, please!" Snowdog: "You have to admit that all this is great entertainment" Thorin: “The closer we get to Valentine's Day, the more horny I get.” Varnafindë: *is grateful for charitable public service* *checks that no l's are missing*
OCCASIONAL, THOUGH WELL-LOVED, VISITORS:
Aikanáro: "I just love Sindarin!" Amárië: "I think Fëanor must have the biggest schlong in Valinor" Arisimi: "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey." Belegurth: “Please mark the box where it says ‘My soul belongs to Belegurth’” Belthronding: "Everyone sucks for a little while." Celebrían: "Never underestimate the power of a girdle." Cloudstrife: "Life sucks. And so do Girls." Durthdil: "I find every woman a wonderful world." Eledhsúle: "Now all I need is some guests for my bubblebath..." Éomer: "It's amazing how big a difference just a few extra inches can make!" Gandalf the White: "Pepsi-vanilla only makes this whole situation worse" Lugbúrz Madomir: "call me Madman... I've been called alot worse!!" Nash Rómerandir: "I actually like the fact that my dogs 'smell other people's area'" Nimruzir: "If I wanted cold-blooded action, there's always the nearest morgue." The Swordmaster: "It only takes me two days in a new job before I start abusing the use of the internet." Telperáca Thangail
MISSING MEMBERS:
Eluchil: "*suddenly remembers why he is soooo gay*" Gna: "I finished crocheting a nudibranch last night." Kjartan Fløgelfrikk: "Beware of the Antlers of Doom!" Kosomot: “Freud and his sofa will help Spock deal with his penis envy” Lassë: "Sean, my first my last!" Lillianna: "Sometimes, having epic breasts can work to your disadvantage." Mahanaxar the Spoony Bard: "I win" Miranthridel Bloom: "Oh, dear sweet innuendo!" Sherl: “Mind you, I'm a paper rat” Silmahtar: "Yo! Born in Trenton, baby!" Talan: "I'm going to take the night off and celebrate Jack Sparrow style." Thubeldhia: "Nobody waits for the Spanish Inquisition!" Wandering Tuor : "I forgot that U.P. aesthetics are based on the outlook of a 14 year old."
Other than the membership-only rule, there are only two rules:
1. PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR WITH YOUR FINGER!
2. NO STRIP POKER ALLOWED WHILE THE THREADMASTER IS AWAY!
From: Yoshi's Island | Registered: Apr 2007
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quote:I like it insofar it's nice to see pics of people and interesting linkks, etc, but the overflow of mundane statuses and pics is appalling. So I use it mostly to browse people and do some light level stalking.
Okay, this is weird : I'm replying but the font is different, and I had to expand the little window in which you write you message because it was very small and I couldn't write in it. WEIRD.
And strange stuff happens with the "return" key also.
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Arta I agree with you, I also use it to keep in touch with some people that live far away. Ialso use it to host my pictures. Anyway, I'm pretty sure most people use it to stalk, and you're one of the few to admit it !
quote: Last Wednesday I and three others worked from 0700-2230.
Good luck for your job interview Varna !
From: Yoshi's Island | Registered: Apr 2007
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Arta, I guess I haven't got much to complain about weather-wise. March was amazing - one of the warmest ones we've ever had - and we couldn't really expect it to last. April usually has the last part of the winter, so we should only expect the snow to be back.
So I'm not impressed with Tolkien's "Long Winter" which lasts from November till March. But that far south of course it would be unusual.
From: Narnia, also connected with Norway | Registered: Dec 2003
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Facebook-I just go there to play with my farm and my castle, though I like looking at people's pictures as well. Spring seems to be coming to Moscow slowly but surely-it's stopped snowing and started raining
From: Moscow | Registered: Jan 2003
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Anyway, here I am at work writing a computer program. So far I have written 835 lines. It messes with my head but if it works then it will be
Okay, my computer is lame. Firefox just closed while I was writing this. But thanks to wonderful MT, the message was still there when I relaunched Firefox !
Okay, I think this is the least interesting post I have written in a while.
From: Yoshi's Island | Registered: Apr 2007
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So just by hanging around ad being a general irritant, I've now made member status. You'll find me standing by the keg.
From: In the Shadows of Annuminas | Registered: Aug 2000
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Pity that you didn't get to see that post when it was on Active Topics. It was awesome, because it basically went:
....EEEE..... ON A HILL......
How come you are coding computers, MLH? Are you not blowing things up and turning them pink anymore? Oh crap, I realised that I lost my poem I wrote about you when I baleet'd mah LJ.
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From: Hades, UK | Registered: Mar 2003
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Is that the Wuthering Heights version of The Lonely Goatherd ? I can almost hear the gusts of wind and the suiciding. It sounds frightening.
quote: How come you are coding computers, MLH? Are you not blowing things up and turning them pink anymore?
Nah, I am only blowing my own mind by doing quantum chemistry on a computer Wait. No, that's not cool.
My friends make fun of me because I refer to the place I work in as "the lab" although it looks like any office. I might as well be working in a advertising company.
quote: Oh crap, I realised that I lost my poem I wrote about you when I baleet'd mah LJ
You wrote a poem about me ? (Incidentally, I didn't know you deleted your LJ ! Why ?)
E : Edited because of smartness.
E2 : Hey, how cool is that ? You wrote your post at 12:41 and mine at 14:21 (MT time). And they were both written on 11/04/2012.
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Suiciding? (I'm laughing at suicide... kinda. I am a terrible person)
I did baleete the LJ, only because I never posted in it and I rarely read other people's updates either. Which either means I am a very boring person or all my LJ friends are. I think it's Option 1.
Labs have computers too! Do you still get to wear a white coat?
From: Hades, UK | Registered: Mar 2003
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Well I did laugh too at suiciding. Plus, it was my own joke. So I guess I'm even worse than you.
Well I don't get to wear a white coat in the lab anymore, no But I do when I go to the University to teach !
quote: I did baleete the LJ, only because I never posted in it and I rarely read other people's updates either.
That sounds like a good reason indeed.
Hey, check this out ! There a town in Doubs (département of France) that has my name ! Here it is ! The town itself sounds boring. And you should see the article in French. It's filled with random trivia/crap about the town, like "oh in 1502 this guy peed in his neighbor's yard and was afterwards shunned from the village until his son became a priest. The evidence of that fact is a brick which is engraved "PEE 1502" on The Old Tony's current house". Okay I made that up but it's at that level.
quote:Inc': There a town in Doubs (département of France) that has my name!
Try having a name that is both a language and a people.
Theney, I almost cried when I noticed you'd baleeted your LJ
Btw, last week I remembered a little promise I made to you about a sea otter... I mean a "C. Otter".
Anyways, she missed her calling as a zoo attendant. I can't remember what the other career choice was, so she'll probably end up being the president's new floozy. Is that okay?
From: Mnemosyne's orchard | Registered: Mar 2002
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I just googled your name, Brae, and I see that you are correct! On the other hand, at least it is not a people from your actual country, as that would get very confusing.
If you think that's hard, you should try having a name that all the coolest people in the world ever have had. It is a burden.
Aha, is Ms Otter going to be immortalised in print at last? I still have her email address, if you get it published I will tell her to look out for herself. I see her as white, tall, with curly brown hair and freckles. She may or may not be floozy material in real life, but I think that your idea sounds perfect.
From: Hades, UK | Registered: Mar 2003
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quote:I see her as white, tall, with curly brown hair and freckles.
Hm. Well, this president has a preference for blondes [his wife's a brunette], but she may've dyed her hair to fit his requirements. He doesn't really choose his floozies. When one gets old (or has to leave for another reason, usually death), he gets given another one.
And that's all my muse will allow me to me to say.
*should get back to writing... or go to sleep since it's 1.39am*
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quote:you should try having a name that all the coolest people in the world ever have had.
True. Yesterday, I found a letter from a school friend who shares your name. Haven't seen her since 1993 (when she changed schools). She was awesome, and super-smart.
*notes that down as a possible reference in C. Otter's next scene* *checks the previous scene (where she wasn't named)* Ooh, there's a very minor Doctor Who reference in there.
*should do something more productive* *stares at puppies instead*
From: Mnemosyne's orchard | Registered: Mar 2002
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The "silence" was supposed to refer to the fact that the UP has been very quiet these days, and the "storm" to what's hopefully coming next.
From: Yoshi's Island | Registered: Apr 2007
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