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Inc'
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Door-whore: Inc'

There are some citizens who are in residence, as it were, and need no invite. These are:

Adulithien: “Kicking major poetic ass with a bunch of hot lesbians” (Foam Gun Operator)
Athene: “I am not flexible enough to eat with my ass. ” (Hostess)
EowynatHeart: "I DO NOT TAKE PROZAC!" (Cocktail Specialist)
Freya: “Hey, shall we start up a gay mafia?” (Queen of Hearts)
Thingol of Doriath: “That was wrong on so many levels.” (Prince of Procrastination)
Wetwang: "Why let the bottom fall out of your world when you can have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!" (King of Sexual Innuendos and Grossness)
Snowman of Forochel: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SNOWMAN!"(Host)


MEMBERS:

Arien the Maia: "Personaly I am all for body search."
Artaresto: "I love waking up because I can go back to sleep again."
bombadil: “I'm Luther Billis doing the "Honeybun" dance in South Pacific"
Braeden Fireheart: "Boredom is the weirdest drug."
donkey: []
Elanor Gamgee: "Does that count as insanity?"
Elora Starsong : "I know a limmerick about the Whore from Wee Waa"
Glóin the Dark: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!”
Hamfast Gamgee: "I've just had Corn on the Nob! Edit: I think that should be Corn on the Cob! "
Inc': "I'm ready to put my hand on anyone's crotch"
Kalkin: "Does it count as smoked beer if you used beer in your bong water?"
Lostfiniel: “Has had bad catfish experiences”
Neytari Took-Baggins: "I like Dick."
pi: "It's a cruel, cruel world that frowns on nipple talk. "
Princess Keona: "a sexual chocolate martini, please!"
Thorin: “The closer we get to Valentine's Day, the more horny I get.”
Varnafindë: *is grateful for charitable public service* *checks that no l's are missing*


OCCASIONAL, THOUGH WELL-LOVED, VISITORS:

Aikanáro: "I just love Sindarin!"
Amárië: "I think Fëanor must have the biggest schlong in Valinor"
Arisimi: "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey."
Belegurth: “Please mark the box where it says ‘My soul belongs to Belegurth’”
Belthronding: "Everyone sucks for a little while."
Celebrían: "Never underestimate the power of a girdle."
Cloudstrife: "Life sucks. And so do Girls."
Durthdil: "I find every woman a wonderful world."
Eledhsúle: "Now all I need is some guests for my bubblebath..."
Éomer: "It's amazing how big a difference just a few extra inches can make!"
Gandalf the White: "Pepsi-vanilla only makes this whole situation worse"
Lugbúrz
Madomir: "call me Madman... I've been called alot worse!!"
Nash Rómerandir: "I actually like the fact that my dogs 'smell other people's area'"
Nimruzir: "If I wanted cold-blooded action, there's always the nearest morgue."
Snowdog: "You have to admit that all this is great entertainment"
The Swordmaster: "It only takes me two days in a new job before I start abusing the use of the internet."
Telperáca
Thangail


MISSING MEMBERS:

Eluchil: "*suddenly remembers why he is soooo gay*"
Gna: "I finished crocheting a nudibranch last night."
Kjartan Fløgelfrikk: "Beware of the Antlers of Doom!"
Kosomot: “Freud and his sofa will help Spock deal with his penis envy”
Lassë: "Sean, my first my last!"
Lillianna: "Sometimes, having epic breasts can work to your disadvantage."
Mahanaxar the Spoony Bard: "I win"
Miranthridel Bloom: "Oh, dear sweet innuendo!"
Sherl: “Mind you, I'm a paper rat”
Silmahtar: "Yo! Born in Trenton, baby!"
Talan: "I'm going to take the night off and celebrate Jack Sparrow style."
Thubeldhia: "Nobody waits for the Spanish Inquisition!"
Wandering Tuor : "I forgot that U.P. aesthetics are based on the outlook of a 14 year old."


Other than the membership-only rule, there are only two rules:

1. PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR WITH YOUR FINGER!

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2. NO STRIP POKER ALLOWED WHILE THE THREADMASTER IS AWAY!

[ 06-03-2011, 07:58 PM: Message edited by: Inc' ]

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ZENITH
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I was once a nobel bouncer upon the door hear......... I have been away too long!
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Snöwdog
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It's about time a 2011 party got started! ... & to have Z-miester be the 1st one in the door too! A good year indeed!. I'll roll in a special dry-hopped keg of Little Creatures Pale Ale for both occasions!
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Artaresto
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1st page
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Not so great anymore. []

It's weekend! [] Time to do nothing! []

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Artaresto
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FWIW
quote:
I couldn't find a right name, and I thought that this one just started to be too old, so we're having a new one anyway. If anyone has an idea for a title, please say so, and I will edit it.
Inc' in the now-abandoned UP
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Roll of Honor Neytari Took-Baggins
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ROFL@my quote! Dude, that is so totally innaccurate! []
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Artaresto
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It has been said! []

With a disclaimer, IIRC. []

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Amárië
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*not missing*
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Roll of Honor Varnafindë
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Good that you're not missing, Ama!
Do come visiting more often!

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New UP!
I wish you a happy new year of the iron hare []

E: typo

[ 03-06-2011, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Durthdil ]

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Artaresto
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I can haz iron hare
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Elanor Gamgee
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Happy Women's Day, everyone! (well, actually it was yesterday, but I wasn't at work yesterday because of it being Women's Day [] )
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Inc'
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Is Women's day even relevant ?
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Elanor Gamgee
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Well it certainly is when you get a day off for it [] (but don't worry, we had a day off for men's day as well)
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Artaresto
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Men's Day? []
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Inc'
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Russia is a weird country.
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Elanor Gamgee
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It is! That's why I fit in so well here! []

Men's Day was on Feb 23rd-It's also known as Defenders of the Fatherland Day, so it's a combination of remembering the war dead and being nice to men (well it's manageable for one day, isn't it?)

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Artaresto
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I prefer the implied 364 (365) days we have here. []
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Inc'
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I want a Me's Day !
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Artaresto
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That's your birthday. []
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Hamfast Gamgee
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I am, as some of you might know a bit of a wizard with all matters technocal and internetty. So's heres a free tip about installing things from me! Don't put two discs in a CD space in the computer. Doh!
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Artaresto
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+1 Internet

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I'll try to follow your advice, Hamfast []
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My computer doesn't have any CD space-so I can follow that advice quite easily []
Hope your computer is feeling better, Grandpa!

I really, really, really hate writing reports []
Especially on my day off []

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You only have one day off a week ? []
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