There are some citizens who are in residence, as it were, and need no invite. These are:
Adulithien: “Kicking major poetic ass with a bunch of hot lesbians” (Foam Gun Operator) Athene: “I am not flexible enough to eat with my ass. ” (Hostess) EowynatHeart: "I DO NOT TAKE PROZAC!" (Cocktail Specialist) Freya: “Hey, shall we start up a gay mafia?” (Queen of Hearts) Thingol of Doriath: “That was wrong on so many levels.” (Prince of Procrastination) Wetwang: "Why let the bottom fall out of your world when you can have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!" (King of Sexual Innuendos and Grossness) Snowman of Forochel: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SNOWMAN!"(Host)
Arien the Maia: "Personaly I am all for body search." Artaresto: "I love waking up because I can go back to sleep again." bombadil: “I'm Luther Billis doing the "Honeybun" dance in South Pacific" Braeden Fireheart: "Boredom is the weirdest drug." donkey: Elanor Gamgee: "Does that count as insanity?" Elora Starsong : "I know a limmerick about the Whore from Wee Waa" Glóin the Dark: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!” Hamfast Gamgee: "I've just had Corn on the Nob! Edit: I think that should be Corn on the Cob! " Inc': "I'm ready to put my hand on anyone's crotch" Kalkin: "Does it count as smoked beer if you used beer in your bong water?" Lostfiniel: “Has had bad catfish experiences” Neytari Took-Baggins: "I like Dick." pi: "It's a cruel, cruel world that frowns on nipple talk. " Princess Keona: "a sexual chocolate martini, please!" Thorin: “The closer we get to Valentine's Day, the more horny I get.” Varnafindë: *is grateful for charitable public service* *checks that no l's are missing*
OCCASIONAL, THOUGH WELL-LOVED, VISITORS:
Aikanáro: "I just love Sindarin!" Amárië: "I think Fëanor must have the biggest schlong in Valinor" Arisimi: "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey." Belegurth: “Please mark the box where it says ‘My soul belongs to Belegurth’” Belthronding: "Everyone sucks for a little while." Celebrían: "Never underestimate the power of a girdle." Cloudstrife: "Life sucks. And so do Girls." Durthdil: "I find every woman a wonderful world." Eledhsúle: "Now all I need is some guests for my bubblebath..." Éomer: "It's amazing how big a difference just a few extra inches can make!" Gandalf the White: "Pepsi-vanilla only makes this whole situation worse" Lugbúrz Madomir: "call me Madman... I've been called alot worse!!" Nash Rómerandir: "I actually like the fact that my dogs 'smell other people's area'" Nimruzir: "If I wanted cold-blooded action, there's always the nearest morgue." Snowdog: "You have to admit that all this is great entertainment" The Swordmaster: "It only takes me two days in a new job before I start abusing the use of the internet." Telperáca Thangail
Eluchil: "*suddenly remembers why he is soooo gay*" Gna: "I finished crocheting a nudibranch last night." Kjartan Fløgelfrikk: "Beware of the Antlers of Doom!" Kosomot: “Freud and his sofa will help Spock deal with his penis envy” Lassë: "Sean, my first my last!" Lillianna: "Sometimes, having epic breasts can work to your disadvantage." Mahanaxar the Spoony Bard: "I win" Miranthridel Bloom: "Oh, dear sweet innuendo!" Sherl: “Mind you, I'm a paper rat” Silmahtar: "Yo! Born in Trenton, baby!" Talan: "I'm going to take the night off and celebrate Jack Sparrow style." Thubeldhia: "Nobody waits for the Spanish Inquisition!" Wandering Tuor : "I forgot that U.P. aesthetics are based on the outlook of a 14 year old."
Other than the membership-only rule, there are only two rules:
1. PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR WITH YOUR FINGER!
2. NO STRIP POKER ALLOWED WHILE THE THREADMASTER IS AWAY!
It's about time a 2011 party got started! ... & to have Z-miester be the 1st one in the door too! A good year indeed!. I'll roll in a special dry-hopped keg of Little Creatures Pale Ale for both occasions!
From: In the Shadows of Annuminas | Registered: Aug 2000
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Men's Day was on Feb 23rd-It's also known as Defenders of the Fatherland Day, so it's a combination of remembering the war dead and being nice to men (well it's manageable for one day, isn't it?)
From: Moscow | Registered: Jan 2003
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I am, as some of you might know a bit of a wizard with all matters technocal and internetty. So's heres a free tip about installing things from me! Don't put two discs in a CD space in the computer. Doh!
From: Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, The Shire! | Registered: Sep 2006
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