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Minas Tirith Forums » The Golden Perch » The Unexpected Party : Ninjas vs. Pirates : Showdown 2010 (Page 1)
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Inc'
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So okay, that was not my idea []
Guess whose it was ? []



Door-whore: Inc'


There are some citizens who are in residence, as it were, and need no invite. These are:

Adulithien: “Kicking major poetic ass with a bunch of hot lesbians” (Foam Gun Operator)
Athene: “I am not flexible enough to eat with my ass. ” (Hostess)
EowynatHeart: "I DO NOT TAKE PROZAC!" (Cocktail Specialist)
Freya: “Hey, shall we start up a gay mafia?” (Queen of Hearts)
Thingol of Doriath: “That was wrong on so many levels.” (Prince of Procrastination)
Wetwang: "Why let the bottom fall out of your world when you can have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!" (King of Sexual Innuendos and Grossness)
Snowman of Forochel: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SNOWMAN!"(Host)


MEMBERS:

Artaresto: "I love waking up because I can go back to sleep again."
bombadil: “I'm Luther Billis doing the "Honeybun" dance in South Pacific"
Braeden Fireheart: "Boredom is the weirdest drug."
donkey: []
Elanor Gamgee: "Does that count as insanity?"
Glóin the Dark: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!”
Hamfast Gamgee: "I've just had Corn on the Nob! Edit: I think that should be Corn on the Cob! "
Inc': "I'm ready to put my hand on anyone's crotch"
Kalkin: "Does it count as smoked beer if you used beer in your bong water?"
Lostfiniel: “Has had bad catfish experiences”
Neytari Took-Baggins: "I like Dick."
pi: "It's a cruel, cruel world that frowns on nipple talk. "
Princess Keona: "a sexual chocolate martini, please!"
Thorin: “The closer we get to Valentine's Day, the more horny I get.”
Varnafindë: *is grateful for charitable public service* *checks that no l's are missing*


OCCASIONAL, THOUGH WELL-LOVED, VISITORS:

Aikanáro: "I just love Sindarin!"
Arien the Maia: "Personaly I am all for body search."
Arisimi: "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey."
Belegurth: “Please mark the box where it says ‘My soul belongs to Belegurth’”
Belthronding: "Everyone sucks for a little while."
Celebrían: "Never underestimate the power of a girdle."
Cloudstrife: "Life sucks. And so do Girls."
Durthdil: "I find every woman a wonderful world."
Éomer: "It's amazing how big a difference just a few extra inches can make!"
Gandalf the White: "Pepsi-vanilla only makes this whole situation worse"
Lugbúrz
Madomir: "call me Madman... I've been called alot worse!!"
Nash Rómerandir: "I actually like the fact that my dogs 'smell other people's area'"
Nimruzir: "If I wanted cold-blooded action, there's always the nearest morgue."
Snowdog: "You have to admit that all this is great entertainment"
The Swordmaster: "It only takes me two days in a new job before I start abusing the use of the internet."
Telperáca
Thangail


MISSING MEMBERS:

Amárië: "I think Fëanor must have the biggest schlong in Valinor"
Elora Starsong : "I know a limmerick about the Whore from Wee Waa"
Eluchil: "*suddenly remembers why he is soooo gay*"
Gna: "I finished crocheting a nudibranch last night."
Kjartan Fløgelfrikk: "Beware of the Antlers of Doom!"
Kosomot: “Freud and his sofa will help Spock deal with his penis envy”
Lassë: "Sean, my first my last!"
Lillianna: "Sometimes, having epic breasts can work to your disadvantage."
Mahanaxar the Spoony Bard: "I win
Miranthridel Bloom: "Oh, dear sweet innuendo!"
Sherl: “Mind you, I'm a paper rat”
Silmahtar: "Yo! Born in Trenton, baby!"
Talan: "I'm going to take the night off and celebrate Jack Sparrow style."
Thubeldhia: "Nobody waits for the Spanish Inquisition!"
Wandering Tuor : "I forgot that U.P. aesthetics are based on the outlook of a 14 year old."


Other than the membership-only rule, there are only two rules:

1. PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR WITH YOUR FINGER!

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2. NO STRIP POKER ALLOWED WHILE THE THREADMASTER IS AWAY!

[ 09-02-2010, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Inc' ]

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I don't know who could have come up with such a silly idea.
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PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR

For those of you who don't remember the reference. []

I think the First Post needs a prune. I don't think a lot of our absent friends are coming back. []

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Yeah unfortunately. []

I really don't have a pirate/ninja preference. I'm going to be Switzerland when this whole battle gets down. []

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My head says ninja, definitely. They are stealthy, disciplined, and look fabulous in black. But I am but a weak vessel, and I must follow my heart.

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I knew a Pirate Wench who could go ninja.... []
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What do you mean, Wifey ? Put more people in "Missing" ?

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I'll take care of that later.

Okay, reading old UPs at work is GREAT. Like, remember that Jackson Rathole's real first name is Monroe ? []
(Or maybe Jockson, as I originally typed [] )

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Monroe Jackson Rathbone?
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That sounds like a good pirate name to me....
*attraction.... rising*
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"pi"rates [] [] []
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"Rates" means spleens in French.
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I love that we call him Rathole and I think he should definitely use that for his pirate name. [] [] [] []

Okay, I think I'm leaning more towards pirates as well. I just don't have the agility and patience necessary for a ninja. [] []

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pi spleens?
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How can you have pi spleens? Or pi anything?
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You could have π litres of something? (pumpkin purée, I think)
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П litres of Coke. []
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П litres of Chianti?
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quote:
How can you have pi spleens? Or pi anything?
Easy ! []
Take the Chianti example, for instance.

Take a liter of Chianti. Then, to that add 1/4th of a liter of Chianti. Then add 1/8th of a liter of Chianti. Then 1/16th, etc. until the end of time. Then, divide the amount of Chianti you eventually got by six, and take the square root of each new fraction.

YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF 6 SAMPLES OF PI LITERS OF CHIANTI ! []

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quote:
until the end of time
[] That's a long time to wait for some chianti.
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I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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If you do the process for a few years, I think there is no actual way to measure the difference between what you get and the actual Pi. So there ! It's the same. Booyah.
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You'd probably get a decent approximation with just a few iterations!
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I want π of theney's sushi []
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Then again,Pirates do tend to have a better sense of humour! And drink Rum! And I am currently re-writing the last Pirates of the Caribbean film! []
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Coming straight from NaNoWriMo, I ought to go for ninjas. That - and zombies - is what they always suggest you should add to your story if you're stuck. Works wonders for creativity, they say. One of the word count cheats. []
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If we are talking about who would win in a battle, no question: Ninjas.

If we are talking about sex appeal....Well, are we discussing historical real life pirates or fantasy Johnny Depp pirates?

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