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Roll of Honor Lillianna
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Oh gosh... second day in Swansea and I already have a semi-stalker. []

He's Nigerian and basically told me within five minutes that he liked me and wanted to go out. [] Naturally, I declined. I mean, how can I trust him? Next, he'll want me to wire some money to his ailing relative in Nigeria. I'm not falling for that! []

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Roll of Honor Lillianna
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OH HAY GUYS. I FOUND SHADOWFAX:

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He lives in the living history museum of Wales. Oddly, that's appropriate. []

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Hamfast Gamgee
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Good morning all! Welcome to Monday morning!
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Inc'
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Oh, that's the kind of horses I actually like []

You have to change your location in here too, btw []
And remember, you're supposed to find something inventive, witty, and that reflects your own personality []

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Roll of Honor Lillianna
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How does that work for you? []
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Not bad! []
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Eric????? []
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Refers to an old, and very silly, joke. You need to be aware of the existence of this:

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A white horse walks into a bar, and says to the barman, "I'll have a pint of bitter please, mate." The barman replies, "I'd have thought you'd have a whisky, haha!".

The horse looks puzzled. "Why's that?" "Oh, says the barman, because we've got one named after you!". The horse looks even more puzzled.

"What, Eric?"

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donkey, you forgot I knew the joke already... []

It's still stupidly funny, though []

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I didn't, she did. [] Athene's favourite joke is even stupider:

A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Excuse me, have you seen my brother?" The barman says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"

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Well, it is funny ! []
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I thought so.
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You know how you get all these obnoxious parents who think that their little horrors are the cutest and cleverest and most interesting creatures that ever popped out of a woman's hooha, and they regale you with all these fascinating stories about what little Matilda/Damian said or did or threw up or whatthe***ever this week, even though you've made it pretty plain you'd rather stick hot needles in your eyes than listen to them?
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What happens when you become like that, only with your cats?
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With cats it's ok, because they're always cute and never obnoxious, unlike some kids.
2 weeks to kitty-sitting []
A man walks into a bar with an amphibian on his shoulder.
"Half a bitter please, and a glass of water for Tiny."
"Tiny?"
"Yes, he's my newt."

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That is GENIUS.

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Inc'
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I didn't get it []

Elanor, you sure mean "unlike all kids", don't you ? []
Wifey, can't wait to see you with the cats ! []

PS : Your cats' names are much better than Damian and Matilda, anyway []

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Cats are exempt. From everything really. That's why they rule.
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Just booked the guest house and the cat-sitters. Going down to Wales this weekend... supposed to be meeting up with someone or other but that won't be of interest to any of you guys.
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Roll of Honor Lillianna
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OMG YAY! [] [] []
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Do you think that Incy's SADFACE is due to the thought of my kits being left by themselves for the first time, or because he is JALUS???
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I had a dream last night that involved me being in Hinckley on Sycamore Close (that looked very different, btw) and you being absent, and your cats running away from your house and me chasing them so that they don't escape []

I'm going to Lyon this week-end, and I'm meeting up with Bele []

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Hamfast Gamgee
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Theney, not interested? Of course we're bloody interested [] Come on, let's have the Gos. It's all right. Virtually no-one reads these forums nowadays anyway save a few! So you're safe to tell!
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quote:
meeting up with someone or other
Do you mean some student or other? []
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Roll of Honor Lillianna
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[this post is now about ponies]

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