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Minas Tirith Forums » The Golden Perch » The Unexpected Party : the Cult of Stalking (Page 1)
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Inc'
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So apparently everyone is so busy stalking everyone else that this place is less lively ? []

Okay, I'm partly responsible, since I don't post as much. But it's not my fault ! []

Anyway, a fresh new UP is always nice, and I truly hope we'll maintain a nice number of posts a day []

Go ahead and stalk ! I mean, post !

Door-whore: Inc'


There are some citizens who are in residence, as it were, and need no invite. These are:

Adulithien: “Kicking major poetic ass with a bunch of hot lesbians” (Foam Gun Operator)
Athene: “I am not flexible enough to eat with my ass. ” (Hostess)
EowynatHeart: "I DO NOT TAKE PROZAC!" (Cocktail Specialist)
Freya: “Hey, shall we start up a gay mafia?” (Queen of Hearts)
Thingol of Doriath: “That was wrong on so many levels.” (Prince of Procrastination)
Wetwang: "Why let the bottom fall out of your world when you can have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!" (King of Sexual Innuendos and Grossness)
Snowman of Forochel: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SNOWMAN!"(Host)


MEMBERS:

Amárië: "I think Fëanor must have the biggest schlong in Valinor"
Arien the Maia: "Personaly I am all for body search."
Artaresto: "I love waking up because I can go back to sleep again."
Belegurth: “Please mark the box where it says ‘My soul belongs to Belegurth’”
Belthronding: "Everyone sucks for a little while."
bombadil: “I'm Luther Billis doing the "Honeybun" dance in South Pacific"
Braeden Fireheart: "Boredom is the weirdest drug."
donkey: []
Elanor Gamgee: "Does that count as insanity?"
Éomer: "It's amazing how big a difference just a few extra inches can make!"
Hamfast Gamgee: "I've just had Corn on the Nob! Edit: I think that should be Corn on the Cob! "
Inc': "I'm ready to put my hand on anyone's crotch"
Kalkin: "Does it count as smoked beer if you used beer in your bong water?"
Lillianna: "Sometimes, having epic breasts can work to your disadvantage."
Lostfiniel: “Has had bad catfish experiences”
Madomir: "call me Madman... I've been called alot worse!!"
Mahanaxar the Spoony Bard: "I win!"
Miranthridel Bloom: "Oh, dear sweet innuendo!"
Neytari Took-Baggins: "I'll stop if you don't like"
pi: "It's a cruel, cruel world that frowns on nipple talk. "
Princess Keona: "a sexual chocolate martini, please!"
Silmahtar: "Yo! Born in Trenton, baby!"
Talan: "I'm going to take the night off and celebrate Jack Sparrow style."
Telperáca
The Swordmaster: "It only takes me two days in a new job before I start abusing the use of the internet."
Thorin: “The closer we get to Valentine's Day, the more horny I get.”
Varnafindë: *is grateful for charitable public service* *checks that no l's are missing*


OCCASIONAL, THOUGH WELL-LOVED, VISITORS:

Aikanáro: "I just love Sindarin!"
Arisimi: "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey."
Celebrían: "Never underestimate the power of a girdle."
Cloudstrife: "Life sucks. And so do Girls."
Durthdil: "I find every woman a wonderful world."
Gandalf the White: "Pepsi-vanilla only makes this whole situation worse"
Glóin the Dark: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!”
Kjartan Fløgelfrikk: "Beware of the Antlers of Doom!"
Kosomot: “Freud and his sofa will help Spock deal with his penis envy”
Lugbúrz
Nash Rómerandir: "I actually like the fact that my dogs 'smell other people's area'"
Nimruzir: "If I wanted cold-blooded action, there's always the nearest morgue."
Sherl: “Mind you, I'm a paper rat”
Snowdog: "You have to admit that all this is great entertainment"
Thangail
Wandering Tuor : "I forgot that U.P. aesthetics are based on the outlook of a 14 year old."


MISSING MEMBERS:

Elora Starsong : "I know a limmerick about the Whore from Wee Waa"
Eluchil: "*suddenly remembers why he is soooo gay*"
Gna: "I finished crocheting a nudibranch last night."
Lassë: "Sean, my first my last!"
Thubeldhia: "Nobody waits for the Spanish Inquisition!"


Other than the membership-only rule, there are only two rules:

1. PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR WITH YOUR FINGER!

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2. NO STRIP POKER ALLOWED WHILE THE THREADMASTER IS AWAY!

[ 12-01-2009, 10:50 AM: Message edited by: Inc' ]

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Wetwang
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BOLLOX!!!! []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Snöwdog
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Celery stalk? Bean stalk? Stalk market?

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Nash Rómerandir
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First page post []

*stalks off* []

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Roll of Honor Neytari Took-Baggins
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*is too busy crouching in the bushes like a wolf to post*

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*is even stealthier than Neytari*
*POUNCE*
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quote:
Celery stalk? Bean stalk? Stalk market?
*looks around for Jack*
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Roll of Honor Athene
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Well, I hope no-one has really bean stalking anyone else here. That would be Jacked.
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Inc'
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Er... what ? [] []

I am personally stalking proper Internet connections, but am failing extensively so far.

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Kalkin
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You people amaze me by bitching about the weirdest things. I mean really, who could get upset by these?
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Or this?
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Roll of Honor Athene
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So if I'm stalking Inc', to pick an example purely at random ( [] ), but he doesn't know about it because I'm so smooth, is that silk-stalking?
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And if I stop, is that a hold-up?

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quote:
And if I stop, is that a hold-up?
Maybe, but the important thing is that you will no longer be such a heel.
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Hamfast Gamgee
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*decides may ass wells post on first page!*
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quote:
Maybe, but the important thing is that you will no longer be such a heel.
More arch comments from Kalkin... like we haven't had enough of toes... []
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quote:
More arch comments from Kalkin... like we haven't had enough of toes...
I only speak the truth. So you can go stuff it...Stalker.
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Anyone want to smell my toes? They are quite hairy! []
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[] PUN WAR FAIL []

Where's Gna when you need her?

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A bit sweaty too, to be truthful! Sighs, last day of my hols, five day week coming up tomorrow, working Saturday as well []
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I'm sorry Athene, I can only be brilliant with puns by accident.

Gna and Gloin were exceptionally good. Where the hell is that dwarf?

And on that note, you know what time it is? Yes, time for me to call the British Consulate and do the thing Americans were born to do: COMPLAIN. [] Imma be all like, "Oh no you di'nt! We tea-bagged you once, we can do it again!" []

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Imma be all like, "Oh no you di'nt!
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Please to be making the finger-clicking head shimmy while you do it. Even if it's over the 'phone, and the recipient of your ire cannot see it; do it for me. []

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Oh I surely will. This is a move we invented, sister. And don't you forget it!

*snaps*

What now, foo? []

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Oh, FYI, your reference to "teabagging"? I do not think it means what you think it means.
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*waits for the clicking of fingers on keyboard*
*primes Wikipedia*
*listens for maidenly shriek of horror*
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Oh no fo real! Mi homegirlz is in da hood!

*hugs thems to death*

Oh, I think after the tax protests in the US (which were "tea parties", where many people gathered to send teabags to Washington) I don't think anybody is mistaken about the meaning of "teabagging" any longer. []

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Awww, you mean I haven't caused anybody to clutch their pearls with horror?
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Way to ruin my day, balrog-butt. []

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Well, that's what I'm here for, and ain't I good at it. []

It's so great to have you back! [] [] On a different note, I reported you for calling me names. []

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