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Minas Tirith Forums » The Golden Perch » The Unexpected Party : Beren&Lúthien, Bele&Lilli, Beer&Lust (Page 1)
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Inc'
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It's Valentine's Day today ! And I hope everybody in here hates it and finds it stupid, as they should !

And since the aforementioned members have been flirting non-stop for the last week and have been [insert [] activity in -ing] in a dark corner for days now, I though this thread would be dedicated to their awesome selves. Oh, and look, their screen-names initials are the same as Beren&Lúthien ! Isn't it cute ?

Oh, would you excuse me for a moment ?
*goes [] in another corner*

Oh, and as Beer&Lust, too !
*feels better [] *

Okay, that's done.

To the rest of us : I love you guys, you're all great !! (Which, believe it or not, is really the point of it all).


Door-whore: Inc'


There are some citizens who are in residence, as it were, and need no invite. These are:

Adulithien: “Kicking major poetic ass with a bunch of hot lesbians” (Foam Gun Operator)
Athene: “I'm all about the genitals” (Hostess)
EowynatHeart: "I DO NOT TAKE PROZAC!" (Cocktail Specialist)
Freya: “Hey, shall we start up a gay mafia?” (Queen of Hearts)  -
Thingol of Doriath: “That was wrong on so many levels.” (Prince of Procrastination)  -
Wetwang: "Why let the bottom fall out of your world when you can have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!" (King of Sexual Innuendos and Grossness)  -
Snowman of Forochel: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SNOWMAN!"(Host)


MEMBERS:

Amárië: "I think Fëanor must have the biggest schlong in Valinor"
Arien the Maia: "Personaly I am all for body search."
Artaresto: "I love waking up because I can go back to sleep again."
Belegurth: “Please mark the box where it says ‘My soul belongs to Belegurth’”
Belthronding: "Everyone sucks for a little while."
bombadil: “I'm Luther Billis doing the "Honeybun" dance in South Pacific"
Braeden Fireheart: "Boredom is the weirdest drug."
donkey: []
Elanor Gamgee: "Does that count as insanity?"
Éomer: "It's amazing how big a difference just a few extra inches can make!"
Hamfast Gamgee: "I wonder what a Balrog's throat tastes like? Hot and hairy I suppose!"
Inc': "I'm ready to put my hand on anyone's crotch"
Kalkin: "Does it count as smoked beer if you used beer in your bong water?"
Lillianna: "I have a Swedish tongue."
Lostfiniel: “Has had bad catfish experiences”
Madomir: "call me Madman... I've been called alot worse!!"
Mahanaxar the Spoony Bard: "I win!"
Miranthridel Bloom: "Oh, dear sweet innuendo!"
Neytari Took-Baggins: "I'll stop if you don't like"
pi: "Am I stupid?"
Princess Keona: "a sexual chocolate martini, please!"
Silmahtar: "Yo! Born in Trenton, baby!"
Talan: "I'm going to take the night off and celebrate Jack Sparrow style."
Telperáca
The Swordmaster: "It only takes me two days in a new job before I start abusing the use of the internet."
Thorin: “The closer we get to Valentine's Day, the more horny I get.”
Varnafindë: *is grateful for charitable public service* *checks that no l's are missing*


OCCASIONAL, THOUGH WELL-LOVED, VISITORS:

Aikanáro: "I just love Sindarin!"
Arisimi: "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey."
Celebrían: "Never underestimate the power of a girdle."
Cloudstrife: "Life sucks. And so do Girls."
Durthdil: "I find every woman a wonderful world."
Gandalf the White: "Pepsi-vanilla only makes this whole situation worse"
Glóin the Dark: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!”
Kjartan Fløgelfrikk: "Beware of the Antlers of Doom!"
Kosomot: “Freud and his sofa will help Spock deal with his penis envy”
Lugbúrz
Nash Rómerandir: "I actually like the fact that my dogs 'smell other people's area'"
Nimruzir: "If I wanted cold-blooded action, there's always the nearest morgue."
Sherl: “Mind you, I'm a paper rat”
Snowdog: "You have to admit that all this is great entertainment"
Thangail
Wandering Tuor : "I forgot that U.P. aesthetics are based on the outlook of a 14 year old."


MISSING MEMBERS:

Elora Starsong : "I know a limmerick about the Whore from Wee Waa"
Eluchil: "*suddenly remembers why he is soooo gay*"
Gna: "I finished crocheting a nudibranch last night."
Lassë: "Sean, my first my last!"
Thubeldhia: "Nobody waits for the Spanish Inquisition!"


Other than the membership-only rule, there are only two rules:

1. PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR WITH YOUR FINGER!

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2. NO STRIP POKER ALLOWED WHILE THE THREADMASTER IS AWAY!

[ 03-20-2009, 10:33 PM: Message edited by: Inc' ]

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Wetwang
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Bollox!!!! []

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That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Wetwang
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Ah, a bullox bollox! []

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That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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*hates Valentines day*

*has to work today* []

*may be moving back to Florida soon after the Supermassive Road trip* [] [] []

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*Is indifferent to Valentine's Day*
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Would I be correct in assuming that you three are not in relationships at the moment, hence the anti-Valentine sentiments? []

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That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Inc'
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Well, my relationship status is somewhat undetermined, but I think Valentine's day is just stupid. If you need a day to celebrate your relationship, you might want to consider breaking up []

And yes it is kind of a mean holiday for single people.

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*Is not in a relationship*
*Would probably celebrate if he had a girl who wanted it*
*Would still have been indifferent* []

And besides, Valentine's Day here in Norway is not that big. Standard commercials & stuff, but not very much fuss.

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Then maybe you'd be agreeing with this []
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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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quote:
And besides, Valentine's Day here in Norway is not that big. Standard commercials & stuff, but not very much fuss.
The commercialism is working on it, though []

Secret Bob [] and I have stayed together for more than twenty years without ever celebrating it.

On another note:
quote:
To the rest of us : I love you guys, you're all great !! (Which, believe it or not, is really the point of it all).

I second that []

Edit:
Wetwang - I agree with that sentiment completely - especially the second part! []

[ 02-14-2009, 03:23 PM: Message edited by: Varnafindë ]

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quote:
Secret Bob [] and I have stayed together for more than twenty years without ever celebrating it.
[] []

*wishes to see Varna again* []

Okay, now I have to go eat chocolate ice-cream for lunch, thanks, Wet []

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No worries, any time Inc' []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Today is my cousin's birthday [] And he's sick []
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OOOH new UP?

Well I think I had a dream about Bele last night that was rated X. [] And that's as much as I will say. [] []

So this is aptly named.

Oh yeah and I don't care much for V-day, but the dream was nice. []

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OMG, I have a picture from New York where I'm right at that Bull's a*s, spreading my arms and exclaiming something. []

I must find it. []
-Keo

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Thus I live in the world rather as a spectator of mankind than as one of the species.

A sacrifice a day keeps Jesus away!

...the Mace of Keo shall strike down the nefarious Suitors of Iniquity!!! ~ Müs

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*Wonders if there is a way to petition her name be moved out of the less-frequent guest list* []

E: Huzzah for beer and lust!

We're celebrating Valentine's at the shooting range blasting holes through the targets [] *Thinks Snowy would approve*

[ 02-14-2009, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: Lostfiniel ]

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I rearranged the list a little bit, Losty []
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Hello, new party, not quite sure about what the title's on about, however! []
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Bah, I don't even make the occasional visitor list.
Oh, and valentine's day sucks when your girlfriend is on a girlie holiday in a different country because she booked it 2 months before you started going out. []

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Okay, I'll put you back up. Say something funny ! []
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Two men walk past each other in a graveyard. One says "Morning!" the other replies "No, I am just walking my dog."
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At least you tried []
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It took me five minutes to think about it, then I got that one!
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Thangail, shouldn't you be celebrating that you don't have to go through all that crap and buy her unnecessary things? []

So I rode my bike to a store and fell down on the way, scraped my knee, but it was wonderful nontheless.

Oh, Lills, so I found the paperwork that proves that BofA is the devil and were supposed to have comped me those payments. []
-Keo

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A sacrifice a day keeps Jesus away!

...the Mace of Keo shall strike down the nefarious Suitors of Iniquity!!! ~ Müs

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