There are some citizens who are in residence, as it were, and need no invite. These are:
Adulithien: “Kicking major poetic ass with a bunch of hot lesbians” (Foam Gun Operator) Athene: “I'm all about the genitals” (Hostess) EowynatHeart: "I DO NOT TAKE PROZAC!" (Cocktail Specialist) Freya: “Hey, shall we start up a gay mafia?” (Queen of Hearts) Thingol of Doriath: “That was wrong on so many levels.” (Prince of Procrastination) Wetwang: "Why let the bottom fall out of your world when you can have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!" (King of Sexual Innuendos and Grossness) Snow Wizard: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SNOWMAN!"(Host)
MEMBERS:
Amárië: "I think Fëanor must have the biggest schlong in Valinor" Arien the Maia: "Personaly I am all for body search." Artaresto: "I love waking up because I can go back to sleep again." Belegurth: “Please mark the box where it says ‘My soul belongs to Belegurth’” Belthronding: "Everyone sucks for a little while." bombadil: “I'm Luther Billis doing the "Honeybun" dance in South Pacific" donkey: Elanor Gamgee: "Does that count as insanity?" Elora Starsong : "I know a limmerick about the Whore from Wee Waa" Eluchil: "*suddenly remembers why he is soooo gay*" Éomer: "It's amazing how big a difference just a few extra inches can make!" Gna: "I finished crocheting a nudibranch last night." Hamfast Gamgee: "I wonder what a Balrog's throat tastes like? Hot and hairy I suppose!" Inc': "I'm ready to put my hand on anyone's crotch" Kalkin: "Does it count as smoked beer if you used beer in your bong water?" Lassë: "Sean, my first my last!" Lillianna: "I have a Swedish tongue." Lugbúrz Madomir: "call me Madman... I've been called alot worse!!" Mahanaxar the Spoony Bard: "I win!" Miranthridel Bloom: "Oh, dear sweet innuendo!" Neytari Took-Baggins: "I'll stop if you don't like" Nimruzir: "If I wanted cold-blooded action, there's always the nearest morgue." pi: "Am I stupid?" Princess Keona: "a sexual chocolate martini, please!" Silmahtar: "Yo! Born in Trenton, baby!" Swordmaster: "It only takes me two days in a new job before I start abusing the use of the internet." Talan: "I'm going to take the night off and celebrate Jack Sparrow style." Telperáca Thorin: “The closer we get to Valentine's Day, the more horny I get.” Thubeldhia: "Nobody waits for the Spanish Inquisition!" Varnafindë: *is grateful for charitable public service* *checks that no l's are missing* Wandering Tuor : "I forgot that U.P. aesthetics are based on the outlook of a 14 year old."
OCCASIONAL, THOUGH WELL-LOVED, VISITORS:
Aikanáro: "I just love Sindarin!" Arisimi: "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey." Braeden Fireheart: "Boredom is the weirdest drug." Celebrían: "Never underestimate the power of a girdle." Cloudstrife: "Life sucks. And so do Girls." Durthdil: "I find every woman a wonderful world." Gandalf the White: "Pepsi-vanilla only makes this whole situation worse" Glóin the Dark: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!” Lostfiniel: “Has had bad catfish experiences” Kjartan Fløgelfrikk: "Beware of the Antlers of Doom!" Kosomot: “Freud and his sofa will help Spock deal with his penis envy” Nash Rómerandir: "I actually like the fact that my dogs 'smell other people's area'" Sherl: “Mind you, I'm a paper rat” Snowdog: "You have to admit that all this is great entertainment"
Other than the membership-only rule, there are only two rules:
1. PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR WITH YOUR FINGER!
2. NO STRIP POKER ALLOWED WHILE THE THREADMASTER IS AWAY!
Boy Wonder is at his mom's all week this week, then with me next week. What if I spent Christmas day alone? I'm kinda liking the idea of it a lot! Would I be seen as wacko? Or even sordid?
From: Meridian ID | Registered: Dec 2001
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Can I just say a great big To Incy for ignoring all of my superb suggestions for this party But at least we have gotten away from the 'how far South Indiana is,' topic of the last thread! But as we're talkingabout Indiana. All together now, whips at the ready. Do, do, do, do, do, dum, de, dum, de, dum, de, dum de dum! I thought the last film was ok, not more so than that, despite my suspicions!
From: Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, The Shire! | Registered: Sep 2006
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Wheeee! I won't be alone for Christmas. In fact, I'll be at work. Still, I get a long break for New Year.
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Do the Christmas details have to be sordid? Here's a nice Christmas story for you: my cat is going to be put down on Wednesday. Merry f****** Christmas. Yay.
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The weird thing is, and you might not believe this, but on the way to work today I was absolutely convinced that someone close to me was going to die this week, but I dismissed it because my friend's dad died on Saturday and I figured I must have just been thinking too much about that.
And then I get into work to find an email from my mum saying what had happened and that I had to call her. I suppose at least I was going down there on Wedneasday anyway.
From: Hades, UK | Registered: Mar 2003
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Thank you. She was my first ever pet and she's nineteen-and-a-half, so it's not like we didn't know it was coming soon. But it's different when it actually happens. At least hopefully I get to be there, unless she goes further downhill tomorrow.
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I really hope that you get to be there. It's important for both of you. 19½ years? Wow... I didn't know cats could live that long. I'm sure, with such a loving owner, that she has had a wonderful life.
Half my face is paralyzed with novocaine and I'm sick of a certain "quirky" citizen here.
From: Sverige! | Registered: Oct 2002
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I think only SuperCats do. Although I had a friend at school who had a pedigree Birman who lived to 21, which is even more unusual for a pure-breed.
Yes, she's always been a HappyCat. She's been deaf for a few years but it never affected her quality of life until last summer, when she got detached retinas and went blind. The vet put her on blood pressure medication and, amazingly, the retinas re-attached and she went right back to being happy and healthy. But now it's happened again and she won't regain her sight this time.
I wouldn't normally consider putting an animal down just because of a disability, but the combination of blindness and deafness has made her too scared to move. Plus, this time around she is losing her balance which means she is falling down a lot, and she's stopped eating because she's confused about where her bowl is.
I just want to be there when the needle goes in so she's not scared.
E: Anaesthesia makes you cranky! I hope you didn't have to have anything too awful done.
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YOWCH. Injections in the mouth are cringy. It feels like.... someone jabbing a needle into your head, strangely enough.
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