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Inc'
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Time for a new UP !

With the whole Prop. 8 issue and all (and Ney's outing [] ) , I wondered about the sexuality of UP-members. I counted, and at least 9 of us are openly gay or bi []

And most of the queer ones are still active, too, whereas most of the known-to-be straight don't post anymore. Well, it makes sense, we cannot get married and settle in RL []

So, to sum up : Welcome, but you're here at your own risks !

Door-whore: Inc'


There are some citizens who are in residence, as it were, and need no invite. These are:

Adulithien: “Kicking major poetic ass with a bunch of hot lesbians” (Foam Gun Operator)
Athene: “I'm all about the genitals” (Hostess)
EowynatHeart: "I DO NOT TAKE PROZAC!" (Cocktail Specialist)
Freya: “Hey, shall we start up a gay mafia?” (Queen of Hearts)  -
Thingol of Doriath: “That was wrong on so many levels.” (Prince of Procrastination)  -
Wetwang: "Why let the bottom fall out of your world when you can have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!" (King of Sexual Innuendos and Grossness)  -
Snow Wizard: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SNOWMAN!"(Host)


MEMBERS:

Amárië: "Whatever freaks your peaches."
Arien the Maia: "Personaly I am all for body search."
Artaresto: "I love waking up because I can go back to sleep again."
Belegurth: “Please mark the box where it says ‘My soul belongs to Belegurth’”
Belthronding: "Everyone sucks for a little while."
bombadil: “I'm Luther Billis doing the "Honeybun" dance in South Pacific"
donkey: []
Elanor Gamgee: "Does that count as insanity?"
Elora Starsong : "I know a limmerick about the Whore from Wee Waa"
Eluchil: "*suddenly remembers why he is soooo gay*"
Éomer: "It's amazing how big a difference just a few extra inches can make!"
Gna: "I finished crocheting a nudibranch last night."
Hamfast Gamgee: "I wonder what a Balrog's throat tastes like? Hot and hairy I suppose!"
Inc': "I'm ready to put my hand on anyone's crotch"
Kalkin: "Does it count as smoked beer if you used beer in your bong water?"
Lassë: "Sean, my first my last!"
Lillianna: "I have a Swedish tongue."
Lugbúrz
Madomir: "call me Madman... I've been called alot worse!!"
Mahanaxar the Spoony Bard: "I win!"
Miranthridel Bloom: "Oh, dear sweet innuendo!"
Neytari Took-Baggins: "I'll stop if you don't like"
Nimruzir: "If I wanted cold-blooded action, there's always the nearest morgue."
pi: "Am I stupid?"
Princess Keona: "a sexual chocolate martini, please!"
Silmahtar: "Yo! Born in Trenton, baby!"
Swordmaster: "It only takes me two days in a new job before I start abusing the use of the internet."
Talan: "I'm going to take the night off and celebrate Jack Sparrow style."
Telperáca
Thorin: “The closer we get to Valentine's Day, the more horny I get.”
Thubeldhia: "Nobody waits for the Spanish Inquisition!"
Varnafindë: *is grateful for charitable public service* *checks that no l's are missing*
Wandering Tuor : "I forgot that U.P. aesthetics are based on the outlook of a 14 year old."



OCCASIONAL, THOUGH WELL-LOVED, VISITORS:

Aikanáro: "I just love Sindarin!"
Arisimi: "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey."
Braeden Fireheart: "Boredom is the weirdest drug."
Celebrían: "Never underestimate the power of a girdle."
Cloudstrife: "Life sucks. And so do Girls."
Durthdil: "I find every woman a wonderful world."
Gandalf the White: "Pepsi-vanilla only makes this whole situation worse"
Glóin the Dark: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!”
Lostfiniel: “Has had bad catfish experiences”
Kjartan Fløgelfrikk: "Beware of the Antlers of Doom!"
Kosomot: “Freud and his sofa will help Spock deal with his penis envy”
Nash Rómerandir: "I actually like the fact that my dogs 'smell other people's area'"
Sherl: “Mind you, I'm a paper rat”
Snowdog: "You have to admit that all this is great entertainment"

Other than the membership-only rule, there are only two rules:

1. PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR WITH YOUR FINGER!

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2. NO STRIP POKER ALLOWED WHILE THE THREADMASTER IS AWAY!

[ 12-17-2008, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: Inc' ]

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Wetwang
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Bugger, it's still here!!!!!!!! []

[ 11-12-2008, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: Wetwang ]

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Amárië
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*sighs*

I guess I'm one of the boringly straight ones who still posts.

[]

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Wetwang
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You think it's boring being straight? []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Inc'
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I wish I was bi []

*remembers he's married* []

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Amárië
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LOL, no. I quite like being straight, actually. []

To me, being with another girl sounds boring. [] Not gross or disgusting, just boring.

[ 11-12-2008, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Amárië ]

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I'd want to kill her after five minutes. Besides, I like a man's extra bits too much. [] []

However, I do think lots of girls are hot and boobs are always nice, but I think that has more to do with the sexualization of boobs (ie: boobs=SEXOMGYAY) in pop culture than it has to do with my sexuality. I guess it's bi in lust only. []

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The thought of being with another man makes me wince.
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quote:
being with another man makes me wince.
I bet it does mister! []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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quote:
The thought of being with another man makes me wince.
Dude, just think how that other guy must feel. []

Soo... a new UP? I just wanted to say "thank you" for all the well-wishes. I found that to be very graceful and I took them to heart. Entre outre, it reminded me why Lug is one of my favourite posters ever. And Lills, I wish all the best to you, too.

Following Ney's advice, I took up juggling. []

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Amárië
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*hugs to Belegurth*

*hugs to the new UP*

Have to work in a few hours. Bah.

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*huge hug back*

Ok, I better run to the gym. That's easier than juggling. []

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Gyms are great for stress-relief. I really needed to go today. Ah, maybe tomorrow. Don't have to work tomorrow.
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So, I was confused about the opening post.
Do you get to post if your gay or bi and you don't get to post if your straight?
OR
Do you get to post if your straight and you don't get to post if your gay or bi?
[] []
Ohhhh I'm confused
[]
On no....does that mean I'm bi []

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Amárië
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*is straight*

*is posting*

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Mmm, Jackson... []

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Dude, just think how that other guy must feel.
Dude, I wouldn't know, I don't feel other men. []

Shuddup Wetty. [] []

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Goddess, to me, boobs are nice as long as something covers them. The shape is []
But evidently I share your opinion about men's "extra-bits" [] That is a nice UP-quote, by the way. Plus, if you say "bit" in French it means d*ck ; very approriate.

EaH : everyone can post. You're just going to get queer if you do too much ! Look, it already started []

*hugs the fiery Balrog* []

[ 11-12-2008, 08:51 PM: Message edited by: Inc' ]

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quote:
Gyms are great for stress-relief
Frosty told me he has another method he uses for stress relief but I ain't gonna tell you all what it is cos this is meant to be a 'family' board though I'm betting you all can guess what I'm getting at! []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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I have no idea, Wetty. Is it something my virgin ears would find horribly offensive? []
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Yes, probably []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Oooh, then tell me. []
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quote:
I wondered about the sexuality of UP-members.
Well, it's pretty much non-existent... [] But, I'm Hetero-inclined. []
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grumps, no first post but first page!
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quote:
That is a nice UP-quote, by the way. Plus, if you say "bit" in French it means d*ck ; very approriate.
Whoa! I guess I'm a natural at this French stuff. [] []
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*Knows she likes guys*
*Thought she might have liked girls too*
*Found an awesome guy and got married before really figuring it out*

So, I guess my sexuality is "married" []

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