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Minas Tirith Forums » The Golden Perch » The UP : Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoom Boing (Going Slightly Mad, But Insanity is Relative) (Page 1)
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Inc'
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Phew...that was close, title-length wise []

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This edition of the UP is apparently dedicated to Monty Python, and the threadmaster does not approve []


Door-whore: Inc'


There are some citizens who are in residence, as it were, and need no invite. These are:

Adulithien: “Kicking major poetic ass with a bunch of hot lesbians” (Foam Gun Operator)
Athene: “Get off my OBOL or you’ll feel the flat of my sword” (Hostess)
EowynatHeart: "I DO NOT TAKE PROZAC!" (Cocktail Specialist)
Freya: “Hey, shall we start up a gay mafia?” (Queen of Hearts)  -
Thingol of Doriath: “That was wrong on so many levels.” (Prince of Procrastination)  -
Wetwang: "Why let the bottom fall out of your world when you can have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!" (King of Sexual Innuendos and Grossness)  -
Snow Wizard: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SNOWMAN!"(Host)


MEMBERS:

Amárië: "Whatever freaks your peaches."
Arien the Maia: "Personaly I am all for body search."
Artaresto: "I love waking up because I can go back to sleep again."
Belegurth: “Please mark the box where it says ‘My soul belongs to Belegurth’”
Belthronding: "Everyone sucks for a little while."
bombadil: “I'm Luther Billis doing the "Honeybun" dance in South Pacific"
donkey: []
Elanor Gamgee: "Does that count as insanity?"
Elora Starsong : "I know a limmerick about the Whore from Wee Waa"
Eluchil: "*suddenly remembers why he is soooo gay*"
Éomer: "It's amazing how big a difference just a few extra inches can make!"
Gna: "I finished crocheting a nudibranch last night."
Hamfast Gamgee: "I wonder what a Balrog's throat tastes like? Hot and hairy I suppose!"
Inc': "I'm ready to put my hand on anyone's crotch"
Kalkin: "Does it count as smoked beer if you used beer in your bong water?"
Lassë: "Sean, my first my last!"
Lillianna: "I have a Swedish tongue."
Madomir: "call me Madman... I've been called alot worse!!"
Mahanaxar the Spoony Bard: "I win!"
Miranthridel Bloom: "Oh, dear sweet innuendo!"
Neytari Took-Baggins
Nimruzir: "If I wanted cold-blooded action, there's always the nearest morgue."
Princess Keona: "a sexual chocolate martini, please!"
Silmahtar: "Yo! Born in Trenton, baby!"
Swordmaster: "It only takes me two days in a new job before I start abusing the use of the internet."
Talan: "I'm going to take the night off and celebrate Jack Sparrow style."
Telperáca
Thorin: “The closer we get to Valentine's Day, the more horny I get.”
Thubeldhia: "Nobody waits for the Spanish Inquisition!"
Varnafindë: *is grateful for charitable public service* *checks that no l's are missing*
Wandering Tuor : "I forgot that U.P. aesthetics are based on the outlook of a 14 year old."



OCCASIONAL, THOUGH WELL-LOVED, VISITORS:

Aikanáro: "I just love Sindarin!"
Arisimi: "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey."
Braeden Fireheart: "Boredom is the weirdest drug."
Celebrían: "Never underestimate the power of a girdle."
Cloudstrife: "Life sucks. And so do Girls."
Durthdil: "I find every woman a wonderful world."
Gandalf the White: "Pepsi-vanilla only makes this whole situation worse"
Glóin the Dark: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!”
Lostfiniel: “Has had bad catfish experiences”
Kjartan Fløgelfrikk: "Beware of the Antlers of Doom!"
Kosomot: “Freud and his sofa will help Spock deal with his penis envy”
Nash Rómerandir: "I actually like the fact that my dogs 'smell other people's area'"
Sherl: “Mind you, I'm a paper rat”
Snowdog: "You have to admit that all this is great entertainment"

Other than the membership-only rule, there are only two rules:

1. PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR WITH YOUR FINGER!

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2. NO STRIP POKER ALLOWED WHILE THE THREADMASTER IS AWAY!

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First post! []
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Thingol of Doriath
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First post by an original UPer!

Hey... I'm grasping at straws. []

E: Nice title. [] []

[ 09-01-2008, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Thingol of Doriath ]

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Bow, mortals, and despair. [] []

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Hmpf. [] Hello everyone.

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Inc'
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*sends [] @ Bele*
*sends [] @ Thingy *
*sends [] @ Amá*

E : Thanks, Thiñgy [] It was a collective make-up []

[ 09-01-2008, 04:33 PM: Message edited by: Inc' ]

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Monty! []

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Thingol of Doriath
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quote:
It was a collective make-up
So I read...

*is packing* []

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WOOOT! I helped with the title, oh yeah. Wut? Who it is? Who it is? Wut?
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HORAY FOR LONG WEEKENDS!! [] [] []

Sadly, I have to spend 4 hours of it driving home. []

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The title sounds like a Eurovision entry! Which should please Thingol, I suppose. A 4 hour drive home Lills, that sounds like a long way!
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"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"
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*yawn*

Everyone went to see Dark Knight without me. Then they went to Disneyland! WTF?!?!

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24 hours until España!! []
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*plays the "Liberty Bell"*
Anyone remember this?

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We played Liberty Bell at my brother's funeral. []
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I played it in an orchestral concert once.
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Brits! [] []
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quote:
24 hours until España!!
Make sure to watch the Vuelta then! [] []
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and send us a postcard!
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Enjoy and come back all sunburnt ! [] []
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Yes! First page post!!!
Do you know how long it's been since I've done that. Well, ages I tell you.

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We're still on the first page...? []

*watching her latest "old-man" crush, Craig Ferguson* []

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*grabs a first page post*

I take it from the title that we're no longer allowed to say "Ni!"?

Just 4 days to go and I'm finally on vacation!

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If insanity is relative, does that mean that relatives=insanity?
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*bags one of the last first-page posts left*
Phew. []

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Ni, Ni, Ni!!

Peng!
Nee wom!

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