This edition of the UP is apparently dedicated to Monty Python, and the threadmaster does not approve
There are some citizens who are in residence, as it were, and need no invite. These are:
Adulithien: “Kicking major poetic ass with a bunch of hot lesbians” (Foam Gun Operator) Athene: “Get off my OBOL or you’ll feel the flat of my sword” (Hostess) EowynatHeart: "I DO NOT TAKE PROZAC!" (Cocktail Specialist) Freya: “Hey, shall we start up a gay mafia?” (Queen of Hearts) Thingol of Doriath: “That was wrong on so many levels.” (Prince of Procrastination) Wetwang: "Why let the bottom fall out of your world when you can have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!" (King of Sexual Innuendos and Grossness) Snow Wizard: "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SNOWMAN!"(Host)
Amárië: "Whatever freaks your peaches." Arien the Maia: "Personaly I am all for body search." Artaresto: "I love waking up because I can go back to sleep again." Belegurth: “Please mark the box where it says ‘My soul belongs to Belegurth’” Belthronding: "Everyone sucks for a little while." bombadil: “I'm Luther Billis doing the "Honeybun" dance in South Pacific" donkey: Elanor Gamgee: "Does that count as insanity?" Elora Starsong : "I know a limmerick about the Whore from Wee Waa" Eluchil: "*suddenly remembers why he is soooo gay*" Éomer: "It's amazing how big a difference just a few extra inches can make!" Gna: "I finished crocheting a nudibranch last night." Hamfast Gamgee: "I wonder what a Balrog's throat tastes like? Hot and hairy I suppose!" Inc': "I'm ready to put my hand on anyone's crotch" Kalkin: "Does it count as smoked beer if you used beer in your bong water?" Lassë: "Sean, my first my last!" Lillianna: "I have a Swedish tongue." Madomir: "call me Madman... I've been called alot worse!!" Mahanaxar the Spoony Bard: "I win!" Miranthridel Bloom: "Oh, dear sweet innuendo!" Neytari Took-Baggins Nimruzir: "If I wanted cold-blooded action, there's always the nearest morgue." Princess Keona: "a sexual chocolate martini, please!" Silmahtar: "Yo! Born in Trenton, baby!" Swordmaster: "It only takes me two days in a new job before I start abusing the use of the internet." Talan: "I'm going to take the night off and celebrate Jack Sparrow style." Telperáca Thorin: “The closer we get to Valentine's Day, the more horny I get.” Thubeldhia: "Nobody waits for the Spanish Inquisition!" Varnafindë: *is grateful for charitable public service* *checks that no l's are missing* Wandering Tuor : "I forgot that U.P. aesthetics are based on the outlook of a 14 year old."
OCCASIONAL, THOUGH WELL-LOVED, VISITORS:
Aikanáro: "I just love Sindarin!" Arisimi: "There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey." Braeden Fireheart: "Boredom is the weirdest drug." Celebrían: "Never underestimate the power of a girdle." Cloudstrife: "Life sucks. And so do Girls." Durthdil: "I find every woman a wonderful world." Gandalf the White: "Pepsi-vanilla only makes this whole situation worse" Glóin the Dark: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!” Lostfiniel: “Has had bad catfish experiences” Kjartan Fløgelfrikk: "Beware of the Antlers of Doom!" Kosomot: “Freud and his sofa will help Spock deal with his penis envy” Nash Rómerandir: "I actually like the fact that my dogs 'smell other people's area'" Sherl: “Mind you, I'm a paper rat” Snowdog: "You have to admit that all this is great entertainment"
Other than the membership-only rule, there are only two rules:
1. PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE YMIR WITH YOUR FINGER!
2. NO STRIP POKER ALLOWED WHILE THE THREADMASTER IS AWAY!
From: Yoshi's Island | Registered: Apr 2007
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The title sounds like a Eurovision entry! Which should please Thingol, I suppose. A 4 hour drive home Lills, that sounds like a long way!
From: Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, The Shire! | Registered: Sep 2006
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"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"
-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins
"These Lord of the Rings movies must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence they came."