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Minas Tirith Forums » The Golden Perch » The Unexpected Party : Death Circle of Happiness™ (Page 2)
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Roll of Honor Braeden Fireheart
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*missed the first page* []

*looks at Sean Maher* []

*looks for Komodo* []

*might have found her dream car... on the net... for a reasonable price* [] I'll still need to put myself into debt, though not badly. []

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Roll of Honor Athene
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You don't like my artistic efforts?
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*wails*
*flails*
*throws toys out of pram*
*drums heels on floor*
*rolls off sofa*
*makes high-pitched keening noise*
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Oi. As quite probably the only UPer with Indonesian parentage, I demand you gimme back my Dragon. 'Smine by right. You may borrow it, if I am feeling benevolent.
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Roll of Honor Braeden Fireheart
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Miranumbat! []

It's nearly a year since we met... [] ... and talked on the phone to Athene. []

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Inc'
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quote:
You don't like my artistic efforts?

Calm down [] That's not the reason. It's just that ... yours was better than mine []
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Roll of Honor Athene
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Yeah, but why waste a good tantrum?
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*screams*
*weeps*
*gnashes teeth*

[ [] ] [] [/ [] ]

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*is quelled by donkey's patent disapproval*
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What in the world is a/the "Death Circle of Happiness"?
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Roll of Honor Athene
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This.

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Ah! []

I tried to google it and got some pretty strange stuff. []

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Inc'
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When I tried to google it, before actually drawing the stuff myself, I got nothing weird nor fun. Do you have weird Death Circles of Happiness-related stuff in Finland ? []

E : typo. God, I have to fill an umpteenth form to get this stupid visa [] [] You should see what they ask. I am sure half people become maniac or get schizophrenia after completing all those things.

My sweet revenge : I have an appointment at the American Consulate on September 11th [] [] []

I can't even bring a bazooka or a bottle of water into the building [] *goes insane*

[ 07-23-2008, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: Inc' ]

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Well, if you're going on September 11 (9-11...) maybe they're hyping up security? I dunno.

Hey folks! I'm glad there's a new party. I thought I had killed the other one.

Oh man it's already time to go to work. [] Damn.

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Roll of Honor Athene
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[] I dunno, I think telling people not to take bazookas into an embassy is actually quite a good idea.

Hooray, one of my jobs is finished! *ticks off list*
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E: Is it on some sort of list of things you're not allowed to take (speaking of lists)? 'Cos I can see you could have a lot of fun with that.

You: Bon matin, stalwart fellow!
Security Guard: Er, good morning sir. Is that.... an armadillo under your arm?
You: Yes, yes it is. Is that a problem?
Security Guard: Sir, you can't take an armadillo into the Embassy.
You: Why not? Is it on the list? IS IT? NO? I DIDN'T THINK SO!!!

[ 07-23-2008, 02:17 PM: Message edited by: Athene ]

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Well, if you're going on September 11 (9-11...) maybe they're hyping up security? I dunno.
Oh, that's the same level of security every day. And I think that no bottle of water, no food and no cellphone might be a liiittle too much []

Congrats Wifey ! Efficient while posting. You deserve the smiley 27 : []

E : [] @ dialog.
Bon matin indeed ! 8.30 is the latest you can get []

[ 07-23-2008, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Inc' ]

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quote:
Greek Goddess - Komodo...
You just watch it there with that train of thought []
Don't go down that way []

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Yep, me, donkey, THE OBOL and the Komodo will form an Animal Band™ and come and kick your ass.

Or something.
*makes Arien a raft of halloumi and steals her away across the sea*

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A few examples of the questions appearing in one of the ten thousand forms to fill :

  • Have you ever unlawfully distributed or sold a controlled substance (drug), or been a prostitute or procurer of prostitutes ?
  • Have you attended a U.S. public elementary school on student status or a public secondary school after November 30,1996 without reimbursing the school ?
  • Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi Government of Germany ?
  • Have you ever withheld custody of a U.S. citizen child outside the United States from a person granted legal custody by a U.S. court ?
  • Have you ever renounced U.S. citizenship for the purpose of avoiding taxation ?


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While a YES answer does not automatically signify inegibility for a visa, if you answered YES you may be required to personally appear before a consular officer.
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I had to pass a Criminal Records Bureau check to work at my college, and I swear to god the first question was:
"Are you a convicted paedophile?".
[] I almost gave into the temptation to answer:
"NO, because they've never caught me BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH".
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[ 07-23-2008, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: Athene ]

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Have you ever unlawfully distributed or sold a controlled substance (drug), or been a prostitute or procurer of prostitutes ?
Damn. Now there's one less thing you could do in life - be a pimp! The Man is a kill joy. []
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So they did remove the following one from the form?

"Have you ever kidnapped barely legal redhead girls, abused them sexually, then tortured them by burning them with cigarettes, then tortured them by putting bits of glass under their nails, then [...edited 63 different tortures], then abused them sexually again, then gouged both their eyes out with spoons, then cut their breasts with bits of glass, then [...edited 54 different physical mutilations], then abused them sexually once again, then [...edited 42 scatophilic perversions], then abused them sexually one last time before killing them by injecting them with antifreeze and chocking them with a banana? (If you did any of this out of order then simply answer 'no', you're not the guy we're looking for.)"

'cos I know someone who'd like to apply for a visa but would rather not answer this question... []

*wonders if anyone, but Quentin Tarentino and Robert Rodriguez maybe, can find the above "funny"*
But hey, it's late and I've just watched both "Grindhouse" films, so excuse me if my sense of humor is a little bit out-of-tune right now... []

Seriously, you have to like the U.S. bureaucracy for their stupid forms... Asking people to fill out forms full of dumb questions just to have the legal possibility to arrest them on the "grand federal crime of lying on an official form" would they indeed have lied to one of the questions, how much more Monty-Python-esque can a bureaucracy become? []

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Basically, I had to answer one question to move into the EU:

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How much money do you have?
As soon as it was answered and evidence provided, hey presto! I got a residence permit.

I guess the US is trying to keep out terrorists and the EU is trying to keep out penniless migrants.

I had more forms to fill out for my dog than for me.

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Morning! [] It's a bright and shiny day here in bonny England. I may even roll up my plus-fours a couple of inches. []
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Yes, but will it stay this way? Dunno, I've only just woken up, will have to look at the forecast!
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Who cares! Go and bask like the gecko while you still have the chance! Carpe diem! Pimms o'clock! Pop goes the weasel!
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I have so much paperwork on my desk that I'm thinking of maché-ing it and making a scale model of Corfu. To the shredder! []

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