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Wetwang
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Why Men Probably Don't Make the Best Agony Aunts

Dear Jim,
I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn't start, I walked back home to find my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter. They announced that the affair had been going on for two years and that they were in love.
Can you help me, I'm desperate!
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Dear Reader,
The most common cause of vehicle breakdown in the first mile is dirt in the fuel line.
Jim
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Classic. []
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Doutzen Kroes

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Well the company might be nice in the Girls room, but I'm not so sure about their beer. All that Latte can taste a bit of nothing after a while! And what are those cocktail things? I've never known. Snowy, do you have a pint of the most evillest, strongest, nastiest beer in stock? []
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Got a keg of Orc Draught that will put hair on your chest and then burn it off ...
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quote:
Snowy, do you have a pint of the most evillest, strongest, nastiest beer in stock?
No, but I think Snowdog might have just the thing. []
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Ah... Hamfast, if you wanted THAT Snowy's beer...
You'd likely get a can of Foster's brewed by MGD in Atlanta. [] []

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I think I'll go for the Orc stuff thanks! Funny how the bad guys have all the best beer! Mind it is quiet around here. Quieter than a Tuesday evening in my town.
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Have you had your Kate today?
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This might have gone in the google thread but...

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What is with the girls in here!!!!!!
OUT NOW!

On a seperate note keep away from koppenberg cider!

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Is taking up residence in ere!

Women are nowt but trouble!

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
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This bog is thick and easy...

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Agreed, but I still feel like I should say "oi"... and protest or something. []
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In here, hot women with mouths shut & very little clothing may be ok....

And it's Christmas time!

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In this haven for men no wrapping presents shall occur!
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So how was your yule break gents?
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The older I gget the more I fdeel like women enjoyy playing gamwes with your heads []
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Ah, but the older you get the more you realize they are playing games, and your defences are adjusted accordingly. Of course, it depends on which head they're playing with. []

Yule break was good, but seems like ancient history now that we're over half way through February. A heavy week ahead for me ...

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One learns the hard way!

Heavy week ahead too mates bithday weekend and carling cup final, then four days fishing then family doo

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Sounds like a few beers are to be had!

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Currently sat in the bivi lake side waiting for. A run.

Having a few beers with a bbq steak

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Was reading my copy of LOTR when this chap disterbed my peace and quiet!
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Beer, BBQ, & Fishing! Tops!

And now for an encore...

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