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Minas Tirith Forums » The Golden Perch » Mens Room- No Girlies........ (Page 1)
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ZENITH
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In the depths of time a place was created for the down trodden and worn out sex. The mens room became a place of beer, fighting, sport and the appreciation of a good exaple of the female form. Women; were and to this day remained Banned

So if your lucky in love or not.
Strong of arm or not.
The Mens room is there for you!

And last but not least, if in doubt just use our motto and She'll go away:
Yes, Dear.

In this place you will be safe from: Nagging, moaning, high pitched giggling and 'we need to talk' moments.


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Its Party Time
Yep It's My Birthday (and them 7th year on Minas Tirith) Tomorrow!
And with St Partics day so close Lets just party through! []

Party hats:
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Our drinks bar is well stocked:
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Free Guinness
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Ladies You are Not allowed in our hallowed place ! [] [] []

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Hello Eva Green!

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Oh that reminds me Zen, YOU ROCK man! - Whyte Chyld Wyelder
...shooting newbies is like smoking pot, its technically illegal, but everyone does it anyway-OSSY *Drools at Avatar*
And I figure if Zen doesn't know it, it's probably not WORTH knowing... - Cloudstrife
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The Most Crazy CitiZEN

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Roll of Honor Thorin
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It's your birthday tomorrow?

Well, Happy Birthday! And thanks for giving us all a present and coming back. It's not quite the same without you around.

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Snöwdog
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Welcome back & Happy Birthday Z! I was going to have a pint of Old Speckled Hen at the Pig n Whistle downtown on Queen street today but they don't have it anymore! [] Instead they had Fullers Bombardier which I had a half-pint of and its [] compared to the Hen. I then went to the Brewhouse and had a pint of Up Your Kilt, which was not to bad.

So yeah, happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday, ZEN Master!
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Lord Glorfindel
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Alcohol please guys.

Happy Birthday by the way, Zenny

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"LG for PM!!!" - CloudStrife
"LG = Lifes Good = Lifes Glorfindel" - Cloudstife (él es mi amigo!)
"LG, you're evil. Just plain evil" - Aermir
"I REALLY must get around to terminating your account LG!" -Wetwang
"You mad blighter" - Gloin the Dark

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Snöwdog
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A lovely waitress...

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brings Lord Glorfindel an...

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While Snowdog orders some beer-batter prawns from the chef...

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Cheers! []

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Lord Glorfindel
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You know me very well []

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Official God Father Of Lentil
"LG for PM!!!" - CloudStrife
"LG = Lifes Good = Lifes Glorfindel" - Cloudstife (él es mi amigo!)
"LG, you're evil. Just plain evil" - Aermir
"I REALLY must get around to terminating your account LG!" -Wetwang
"You mad blighter" - Gloin the Dark

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Matt The Courageous
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*grins*
*throws LG a towel*
Dude, your drooling all over yourself.
*laughs*
Don't blame ya though.
*thinks about his construction days*
So is it way out of place to get a animal beer?

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"Peace to the faithful."
"Fear no darkness!"
"Fight the good fight!"
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Snöwdog
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No worries mate! Or is that Matt? Here..... one "animal" beer for ya...

I recommend Any one of these four.

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Matt The Courageous
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Hmmm, the Aussie version of fish beer? Hmmmm.

Which ever the house recommends.

But I don't know which is worse, sucking down a old goat or a dead fish?

(lol)

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"Long may truth prevail."
"Peace to the faithful."
"Fear no darkness!"
"Fight the good fight!"
"for even a fool if he is silent, men will think him wise"
Anger is easy, forgiveness is hard.

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Snöwdog
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Ah, you wanted a Schmidt.... as in a Jacob Schmidt beer.. the "Official Beer of the American Sportsman" ... which through many aquisitions is now just another brand that Pabst markets fizzy yellow lagers under ... The Mountain Goat os MUCH better than anything coming out of Pabst. Go with the Hightail ale.

A funny note on Schmidt beer... back in the late 70's some of the younger girls i knew in school would come by the house to have me go buy them a case of Schmidt. Since after a few cans, they would put out, I always looked for the 'fish beer' boxes as opposed to the 'duck beer' boxes. Why? Because it was only fitting that a box of fish beer should be drank by fishy box foxes. []

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Roll of Honor Thorongil
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Zenith's back!! Happy B-day man. Can't do any pictures cause I'm over in Iraq still and they don't come through very well on the bandwidth over here...but hope yours was an enjoyable one all the same!

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Sometimes I need something to remind me that summer is on the way...

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Mmmmm... that'll do nicely []

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Wetwang
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Me last night; I likes 'em big! []
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Phroaw! Bring it on baby! []
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That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Lord Glorfindel
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OH GOD WETTY!!!


WHY!!!!


WHY!!!!!!


Thats my wife! []

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Official God Father Of Lentil
"LG for PM!!!" - CloudStrife
"LG = Lifes Good = Lifes Glorfindel" - Cloudstife (él es mi amigo!)
"LG, you're evil. Just plain evil" - Aermir
"I REALLY must get around to terminating your account LG!" -Wetwang
"You mad blighter" - Gloin the Dark

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Snöwdog
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[] Wetty wangs your wife??? [] [] [] []
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Wetwang
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Well someone's got to Mr Dog; i hear the young man ain't up to her 'demands' []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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He'll learn... []
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Madomir
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HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!! []

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Lord Glorfindel
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quote:
i hear the young man ain't up to her 'demands'
I JUST CAN'T MAKE BURGERS THAT FAST!!!

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Official God Father Of Lentil
"LG for PM!!!" - CloudStrife
"LG = Lifes Good = Lifes Glorfindel" - Cloudstife (él es mi amigo!)
"LG, you're evil. Just plain evil" - Aermir
"I REALLY must get around to terminating your account LG!" -Wetwang
"You mad blighter" - Gloin the Dark

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Roll of Honor Freya
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Madomir I'm sensing you have a penchant for large, fake, slightly irregular boobies []
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Madomir
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[] Quite the opposite Freya, I tend to go with a more outrageous look in here, just for effect. My own personal tastes are quite different. For example, here are my favorite celebs, I find them to be incredibly sexy and are definitely more in line with my preferences..

Tina Fey
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Allyson Hannigan
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Sophie Marceau.. who might just be the most beautiful lady on the planet.
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Then there's this young thing, damned if I know who she is, but she's awfully purty []
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Mado, the last lady is Hawt! [] []
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Here's the kind of Easter Bunny we like in here []
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Now if only there was some chocolate to spread all over....... []
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Ah! Here we go! []
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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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You guys are a bunch of sexist pervs. I bet you like peep shows too.

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