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Juree
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UGH! I bought a six-pack of Sam Adams Cherry Wheat. It tastes like beery cough medicine.
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MANVERU 13
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ALL NON-ALCOHOLIC

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Nobody seems to like the beer I like... Narragansett and I'm sticking to it. It's the one beer to drink when you're drinking more than one.

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I'll drink any kind of beer pretty much, but Natural Ice is pretty gross. []
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BEER beer... in white label can with block black letters.

Someone mentioned buckhorn.. pretty bad.

And as for these microbrews these days... Hofbrau is the worst swill....

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Micholob Ultra gets me current vote. Gosh Darn Gee Whilikers! It's terrible! It makes Coors Light taste like stout!

**Marcho shudders at the memories.**

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There is on beer that stands out to me as the worst beer, and I hope I never, ever have to touch the stuff ever again.

Schaeffer's.

Just thinking about it makes my stomach turn, and my head feel like it's going to explode. [] []

[ 10-17-2003, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: Snowman of Forochel ]

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Thingol of Doriath
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Anything from a major US brewery... [] Exception: cold Budweiser on a sweltering day at the beach.

What's the similarity between American beer and having sex in a canoe?

Both are f*****g close to water... []

[ 10-17-2003, 08:14 PM: Message edited by: Singollo of Doriath ]

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Go to bed, Singy!

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[] Yes, but (most) American microbrews and sex is really heavy! []
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Like Singy is one to say. Did you know Snowy that in Sweden they can´t sell real beer in stores? They can only sell this awful thing called mellanöl, "middle beer" that has about 3,5% alcohol.
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Thingol of Doriath
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Hey! [] *smacks Kosomot*

The only reason we have the real stuff in special stores is because the Finns kept coming over in the boatloads and drinking up all of our beer. So the government made it more confusing... []

[ 10-18-2003, 05:24 AM: Message edited by: Singollo of Doriath ]

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Kjartan Fløgelfrikk
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Systembolaget... Strömstad's richest store!
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Roll of Honor Gildor
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I've not had almost any of the beers you guys have named, but I hate Icehouse, I prefer a cold Bud over anything. Or any cheap beer.
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michelob ultra gets my vote, why who the fooking hell decided beer should be low carbs,,, you need carbs to make BEER

im a big fan of local seattle brews pyramid hevawiessen

has had a few of the above mentioned drinks and the spelling is suffering

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You can't go wrong with good ole Budweiser when drinkin' with the country folk. Of course, rednecks consider it a premium beer.
That would be me, but redneck refers more white trash, I prefer to be called country and I guess hick works too.
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I agree that almost all major U.S. breweries make awful beer. Except for Pabst Blue Ribbon, the official broke-ass beer of the Northwest. Which I don't think can even technically be called beer.

My vote goes for any double boch. I hate them all.

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Grundin
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I'd throw my vote at Guinness Porter Extra Stout. Looked like tar, tasted like vegemite. Woof!
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Snowman - I worked at a grocery store when I was young and we had Schaeffer's for our company picnic. And it was warm. []

[ 01-13-2004, 06:35 PM: Message edited by: Wandering Tuor ]

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Any and all light beer are horrible. I.P.A.'s rule!!!
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Sam Wise the Simple
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THERE is no such thing as bad BEER except perhaps that non-alcoholic stuff thats just wrong. ps Hi im new
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Warm beer is definitely wrong!

And welcome to the city, Sam! You must be okay if you're posting in the Perch this early in your stay. []

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Sam Wise the Simple
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I have a question which is worse a warm beer or no beer at all!! []
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No beer at all.

I only ever like it chilled out. []

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Sam Wise the Simple
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let us not speak of no beer it is a terrifying prospect
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