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There's no need to be like that.
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I just read that in Wisconsin, a teenager can drink at a bar if accompanied (and allowed) by a parent/guardian.
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Slightly drunk
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Somewhat edit: Change slightly to quite. []
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[] you seem to post that fairly often. [] Cheers! []
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I'm slightly tipsy : I had a whole bottle of wine over dinner []
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A friend of mine told me he thought of me when reading this, so he sent it to me. It is a description of a hangover from somewhere.
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The eponymous hero of Amis’s novel awakens the morning after: “not for him the slow, gracious wandering from the halls of sleep, but a summary, forcible ejection. He lay sprawled, too wicked to move, spewed up like a broken spider-crab on the tarry shingle of the morning. The light did him harm, but not as much as looking at things did; he resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again. A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum.”

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionality
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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Drunk now. []

Is obligated to post. []

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Wait for me! 2 margaritas so far...
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Hey, I can say anti-constitutionnnnnnnn, hang on anti-coooooonnnnstttituttlty, er, no, anti constminty monty, Oh, well, maybe not! Is a little drunk!
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Artaresto
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Epic drunk. []

I was 'escorted' out of a bar, I fell and broke a glass in the middle of a road, my credit card somehow got broken, and I got lost on my way home. [] FOrtunately, a taxi came by so I got home. []

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Art, WTF??? []

Sounds almost as exciting as my night in Vegas on my 24th birthday.

I'm drinking my sorrows away tonight, 'cause my crush cancelled on me. []

F*ck you, cupid! [] [] []
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Tell me all's better dear Lady KEO. []

After downing a stubbie of Tooheys Old after mowing the lawn after work, then downing a 750ml bottle of La Fin Du Monde with my green curry chicken, I'm pleasently buzzed. And, I'm logged in! Maybe I'll go stir up troublehere in the Golden... []

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Oh dear could I have made some drunken San Francisco logins! []
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La Fin Du Monde, that's some serious beer, there. I remember drinking about 3 pints of it in Montreal without realizing the alcohol content and then tring to navigate the subway system. Hilarity ensued.
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anyone ever drink absinthe?

edit: I hear absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

[ 05-13-2009, 06:31 PM: Message edited by: pi ]

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Well here I am all buzzed on Stone & Wood, Little Creatures, Tooheys Old, and Cooper's Pale. Logged in and pleasently beer-buzeed I am yeah! &Time to go raise some hell.... []
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So how'd the hell raising go?

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[] I went and did it on another site... []
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And so it is a month later and I'm happily buzzed with the intake of the city's finest. The Platform bar is serving Sunshine Coast Dunkel, Brisbane Brewing's Dopplebock, and Eagle Heights Stout... all fine local microbrews. All that with a primer pint of another fine microbrew from south of the border in New South Wales... the fine Stone & Wood Draught, served at at the Pig n Whistle on Queen Street.

So I have a drunk'n log-in & all I see is the same ol political BS in the Pony... even in a "faked moon landing" thread., And its the same ol sh|t-chat in the UP. Very little changes here in the White City it seems. Sad. []

[ 08-22-2009, 07:41 AM: Message edited by: Snöwdog ]

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Here now after the Queens birthday IPA fest... []

And I have to wonder what it says about this Snowdog for having the last 3 posts in the Drunken Login thread... [] []

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There you go Mr Dog I'll save you the embarrassment of making it four in a row; don't say I ain't got a heart! []

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Itr only counts if you were drunk Wetwank. []

I'm definitely on the buzzed side of the beer bottle. Thanks Little Creatures...
Now to go write some RP......

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