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White Gold Wielder
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Are they a secret? Post them!
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Tinelwen
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Alright, here goes....I'm gonna start out with my favorite one. It's the ultimate story about the concequences of getting too drunk. (It would be better if I could tell it in person.)
I went to Europe last summer with a group from my school, and we were allowed a moderate amount of wine at dinner but no other time. Well, of course, there were many who chose to break this rule. One night, I was walking around the town with a group of my friends, when suddenly a veritable parade of drunk men came running, tumbling, dancing, etc down the street toward us. Just after them was a group of about 4 girls from our traveling group. They were about as smashed as one can be and were, quite literally, stopping traffic. We decided to be responsible and make sure they were not harmed, so we followed them into a nearby bar where one of them was nearly groped by a very old drunk man at the bar and one of them ended up in some Sweedish guy's lap. This was enough, and we escorted them back to the hotel, where they proceeded to drag a Mormon boy into their room and attempt to molest him. My room was next door to theirs, so me and my roomates climbed over the balcony to watch and make sure they didn't do too much harm to the poor Mormon guy. While we were over on their balcony, our chaperones came out to do room check and found us there. After they told us that we could have been killed...blah blah blah, we informed them that their real problem would be found next door. Of course, they were caught and punished by being 'grounded' the next night. The next day, they were EXTREMELY hung over, and, incidentally, it was the very day we were going on a cable car ride up into the mountains. One of them vomited in the cable car on the way up, and all of them threw up when we got to the ground again. Let's just say they learned their lesson and didn't drink anymore. THAT is also why I choose not to drink.

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"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe." -Goethe


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Natasha
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lol. That would be another reason yes
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ROSGOL
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Ah, I have a wicked drunken tale but it's gonna have to wait 'till I have finished work................
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ROSGOL
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Nope, it's gonna have to wait 'till I come back from going out 2nite...... suspense
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Tinelwen
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ROSGOL, we're waiting........
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I agree totally White Gold Wielder. I am only 12, but I have already promised my Mum that I would not get drunk and take drugs. I really do not like alchohol or drugs, and I am never going to take them. I think you are a real good examle WGW. Also, i have the prophecy hanging over me that Australian men drink too much, yobos as we Aussies call them.
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ROSGOL
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Don't worry Tinelwin, here it comes......

I was visiting a friend in Wycombe about half a year ago (just 18 and barely legally drinking). A small group of us hit the town. The evening began in The Firkin, ( a renouned bar/pup with a late closing licence). The Bacardi slammers were getting knocked back and the pints downed even though I myself being a bit of a light-weight took it easy to begin with. By midnight I was gone but chatting up this young lady called Donna, my mate Jon was on her mate Hannah. It was all going well until her boyfriend came in and started a ruck with Jon. After a bruising we ended up in the Antelope. A few more drinks and we were mashed. I can't remember how I came to waking up outside my mates door inside a big wheely bin. All I know is some barstard had thought it funny to put the bun of a burger on my head.

I was very ill that morning, and I aint been drunk since. It aint clever!!!!


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I have drunk some beer in my time but not that much. I dont smoke are do drugs but I dip. Anyways I have always have wanted to smoke pipeweed like in the book. I remember when Merry and Pippin are in Isengard and it talks about blue smoke,I think that would taste and feel good.
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Elrond Half-elven
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IM REESALLY QUITE DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Tinelwen
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Yes, and you have taught us all a valuable lesson today, Elrond. DO NOT POST WHEN DRUNK!

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ROSGOL
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I'm gonna root out some drunk pictures I got some where. Me on New Year in London......................................................and I'll post them up and that will be a good lesson for us all!!!!!
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ZENITH
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the other week I drank too mutch beautiful ale and was walking home with a nice young lady when I dared to streak down the road.So I did this only to find that whenI came back all my cloths were gone exept a sock so I whent to her house to reclaim my cloths. well I got a prize as well I leave it to you to deside what I got.......

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White Gold Wielder
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True stories only, please.
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Well, I do drink, but I do try to keep control of myself. I don't like to be drunk, I think you can understand why

But once last august when we had a "Back to uni"-party, I got really drunk. Me and my friend drank very very much. Around midnight I got a bad hiccup, and started to feel quite sick. So I decided to go home (I hadn't realezed that I was very drunk yet).

On my way home I suddenly found my self lying on the ground. I was very surprised, but did up and continued to walk. I took about two seps and fell again, and I started to wonder what was wrong...

Sitting on the ground I realized that I was drunk, and that I was going to have a bad hang over the next day, and that I only had one shoe... (I had quithe high heels on the shoes, about 8 centimeters)

Exept the bad hangover I had a bad ache in my ancles the next day.


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ZENITH
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I am telling the turth honest ask hellion!
he is aprofessional light wieght ask him aboutn the mighty Zenith at the valentines do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ROSGOL
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That is a wicked story.
I once pulled a mooney in the road at a car coming. I didn't move until the car stopped and the driver got out. Then I legged it!!!!

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Snöwdog
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Let this thread be another example to you anti-non-Tolkien types.


Gimme a fuggin Keg! I need it to drown out all the self righteous indignation over in the Pony. When I am finished I will give you a great drunk story. I do have a few to tell... let me have a few to loosen up.


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once again i will say this again snowdog THIS WAS STARTED BY WGW SO WELL LET IT GO BYE!!!!

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I know WDS, that is what is so great! I think of this when I see whiners saying it ain't Tolkien-related.

Ok, a true drunk story. About 20 years ago I was wotking swing shift, and after work we went to the tavern and of course we started drinking pitchers of Rainier. Well, in a couple hours we were getting pretty pissed and of course last call comes, so every one of us (there were 7 of us) bought a pitcher, so we drank down the 7 in a rather quick fashon since the owners were trying to get us out. Well, we were faced big time, and so we go out in the parking lot and there is a county sherrif sitting in amongst our cars, and also a solitary person sitting in a car a ways away. Well this girl saw the car and she panicked saying it was her husband looking for her because she didn't come straight home after work. So I walke her over to the Sherrof's car and say, "That man in that car over is stalking this girl." and the sherrif goes over to ingestigate. Meanwhile, we all get into our cars and drive off while this guy is getting the 3rd degree, being himself drunk. We all went to my house about 2 miles away because we were in no shape to drive cars, and I get home and I interrupt my wife's own drinking party with about 10 people. So there is about 30 bottles of whiskey and vodka floating around the place and I walk in with 6 other drunks, and we all stary cheering and such. I cant find my wife, just a bunch of her friends, and so we start hitting the bottles and playing the LPs loud. After a few new faces appeared, I was curious as some of my workmates had disappeared and so I happened to go back to find my wife doing one, well it was a party and so I invited the whole room full of people back and we all crammed in there and we were just just schooning the bottles, and then haze... and then... I was waking up in my bed with three women, none my wife, who was in the bathtub with another woman and a guy. There were corpses laying all over the place in various states of dress.
I think that was the craziest drunk I can even remember.


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Tinelwen
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Snowdog: You sure were a good sport about the whole thing! That's a great story, btw.

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Here's my police report from 2 weeks ago:

Age: 20 Build: med Hair length: shoulder Hair type: thick Hair style: unknown Complextion: light Facial Hair: clean shaven Appearance: unkept Features: irrational Teeth: other
Speech: unknown

"ON SUNDAY, 051301, AT 0640 HRS., I RESPONDED TO 611 HOUSTON ST. ON A PROPERTY DAMAGE REPORT. ONCE ON THE SCENE, JOHN METCALF TOLD ME AN UNKOWN W/M JUMPED UP ON THE HOOD OF HIS TRUCK AND DENTED IT. MR. METCALF ADVISED THE W/M WAS INTOXICATED AND MAKING A LOT OF NOISE THAT WOKE HIM. WHILE I WAS TAKING THE REPORT, MR. METCALF POINTED OUT THE SUSPECT WHO WAS PLAYING WITH AN INSECT IN THE MIDDLE OF VINE AND HOUSTON ST. INTERSECTION. THE SUSPECT WAS UNSTEADY ON HIS FEET AND SMELLED OF AN INTOXICANT. THE SUSPECT WAS NAMED BRANDON STEPHENS. A 20 YEAR OLD FROM HARRISON. MR. SHAUN COLE, A FRIEND OF MR. STEPHENS, TOLD ME THAT MR. STEPHENS HAD BEEN DRINKING AND HE DID WALK ACCROSS MR. METCALF'S 1998 TOYOTA, GREEN PICK UP TRUCK, TN TAG FDM-530. MR. COLE ADVISED HE TRIED TO GET HIM INTO HIS VEHICLE BUT MR. STEPHENS RAN AWAY FROM HIM. MR. STEPHENS TOLD ME HE REMEMBERED WALKING ON SOME CARS BUT WHEN ASKED HOW MUCH HE HAD TO DRINK HE SAID, "TOO DRUNK TO TELL." THE DAMAGE TO THE HOOD APPEARED TO BE UNDER $200. MR. STEPHENS WAS ARRESTED FOR VANALISM AND PUBLIC DRUNKENESS. NOTHING FURTHER AT THIS TIME."

can't wait for court!!!

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Hmm.... well, I went to a rock concert and me and my friend drank several beersin the line before going in. After the music started and the lights went low, these guys sitting behind us offered us some of their vodka, and so we had some with them, and then we had some whiskey with these other guys... needless to say we were getting verily hammered, and it was then that my friend decided we were going backstage to meet the band... well, after working our way through the moshpit, we started crowd-surfing and my friend got ill and puked all over the people underneath. They deposited her over the security wall and escorted her backstage. I thought that was the way to go, but before I knew it, I was being passed forward and I too was deposited over the wall into the arms of a handsome security guy. Anyway, we were sitting back stage and they were giving us water. Well, we were succesful in meeting the band.. the opening band.. and so we partied with them the rest of the night. Anyway, we woke up at the Holiday Inn....
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I have been drunk many a time. I actually am not a big fan of the taste of alchohol, so I really only get drunk on "special occasions". I also won't get drunk unless I know that I'm in a situation where I won't even be tempted to think about driving. I don't really have any good stories to tell about myself though. I've had some great times while intoxicated, but no real "stories".

A friend of mine, however, got in a big fight with a friend of his and decided to go for a walk downtown. While moping around the 'town square' he ran into yet another friend who happened to have a bottle of red wine with him. The ended up drinking it together. So anyway, he ended up walking up and down Main Street making a general nuisance of himself. Now, my friend is kind of a funny looking guy. Almost 6 feet tall, but painfully skinny, with short shaved red hair and freckles everywhere. He also has this "plume" of hair in the front middle of his head that is not shaved and sticks up like a curly red unicorn horn. He happened to be wearing a neon-green vinyl jacket and reflective wraparound sunglasses. Eventually a passing policeman asked him what he was about and he actually told the cop that he had been sent from another planet to investigate if earth was ready to be conquered yet! I didn't believe him at first, but he showed me police report ... and there it was in black and white.

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I think the funniest thing in here is the way Orome gave it back to the '12 year old' WGW.

It's a pity he's sobered up so much nowadays, I wonder where he is. Last I heard of him was he was visiting Singapore, but that was a ages ago.

Stop by sometime to give us all a run for our money, Orome!

Edit: Wow! It just so happens that today is his birthday too! Happy Birthday!

[ 04-05-2003, 11:59 PM: Message edited by: Lugbúrz ]

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