HT - A bollard is something invented by the Police in England to stop drunken people walking into the road. They are placed strategically around the streets of England on well-known paths that drunk people take to get home. They are designed so that you can bounce safely from one to the other (similar to a pinball) all the way to your front door.
My band teacher always ragged on me for not sitting on the edge of my set well one day determined to not get a speech again I sat at the edge of my seat and got none. In the middle of practice however when I leaned forward to change the page I slipped off of my chair and my trombone and my stand both went flying and I landed on my behind as embarassed as ever
Thankfully though the way my trombone landed it only suffered slgiht hurt easily fixed using one of those ball thingamajigs
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