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Roll of Honor Silmahtar
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Strike hard, strike fast, no mercy sir!
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Mercy?

Mercy is for the weak!

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I suggest staying away from Weltball.
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I saw a bobcat cross the road today.
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But the belt that does the spanking might get the welts, instead of the whimpy white belt that he spanks with the belt?

[ 09-09-2006, 12:06 AM: Message edited by: MANDOS ]

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Why is a rocking chair called a rocking chair when most folk who frequent said rocking chair generally listen to Lawrence Welk, Yanni, or Patsy Cline?
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Because if ever there were chairs and occupants who needed a propper rocking, it's those people. []

The clutching claws of the plummeting balrog in Howe's artwork are particularly finely articulated. []

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[insert profound random statement/inquiry here]
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Finally... a thread where Mandos gets to let his hair down.

My feet hurt. []

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Is that some sort of oxymoron, Silm? []

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I have a "laser" on the moon. Called fluffy.

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Ask instructor for death.

That's what I thought the poster said when I was delusional... [] []

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Roll of Honor Lillianna
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I love my Jews. []

*hugs Fairfax district*

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Can we make a three legged table? Madomir and Wetty are both one leg, Lilliana is a close second, Lord Glorfindel is the actual second, and I am the third...but I must warn you that I'll run away with you all if I get the chance.

[ 09-09-2006, 09:15 PM: Message edited by: MANDOS ]

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A perfect match! I, doctor Vleek have created the perfect pair of walking equipment...except that one is a shoe and the other is an upside-down sheep! Vat in Gravabula is hhhhaapppening??!?
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And do you measure and weigh the ping-pong ball pushing possibilities of your toes with the radius of a sumo's well-ventilated stomach flab...as the ventilation of the belly-button is very important to maintain.
Tis true Mandos! A well ventilated belly button is a human essential, for it is the key to proper and well meant communication between the ganglion ridge and the volatile, and sometimes haemopoietic, radiocarpal articulator. []


No one wants an unhappy radiocarpal articulator! [] So ventilate those buttons!!

[ 09-09-2006, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: Dancing Sparrow ]

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Ventilation is only the start my friend, as one of the ultimate goals is to ventilate and widden the belly-button to the point where it pushes the skin back and smooths out forehead wrinkles.

Several messages in a bottle are stuck in my beard hair! I must not have washed for days!! [] [] [] [] [] []

[ 09-09-2006, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: MANDOS ]

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...What? []

*Grabs a bottle from Mandos' beard, opens it, and reads the little scroll aloud*

"Indecision is the first step to flexibility." ... []

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Whoosa fozzy wutzel, den?
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Hey, is double posting allowed in here, too? Or is that restricted exclusively to MANDOS, who has an overabundance of Randominity?

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Can we make a three legged table? Madomir and Wetty are both one leg, Lilliana is a close second, Lord Glorfindel is the actual second, and I am the third...but I must warn you that I'll run away with you all if I get the chance.
[] It does not compute.

Btw, Die Niederschlagswahrscheinlichkeit ist null stillt!!

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Can we make a three legged table? Madomir and Wetty are both one leg,
Does this mean that Stinky Peat is my sock puppet? Or perhaps I'm his sock puppet. Have I mentioned I have an affinity for socks?
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You have socks appeal, no doubt about it.
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Mandos' beard
[] [] []

[] [] That's a good one...

Oh and by the way, the word laser is actually an acronym, it stands for "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation".

[ 09-10-2006, 09:32 AM: Message edited by: Thorongil ]

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