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Belthronding
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Here all are welcome to say anything they please - for here all things random and nonsensible are embraced and encouraged. Here we will nurture a completely unpredictable yet entirely edible brand of humor for the betterment of this fine city.

Kaa has spoken.

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Wetwang
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If I were a fruit I'd be a tomato []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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"If" ??
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Yes 'if' []
And 'if' I wasn't his sock puppet I would be WT []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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*Realises the above don't make sense!* []


I want to be a piece of cheese []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Belthronding
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Pandemonium!

Incongruity is so very beautiful - like aluminum foil in the light of the evening sun.

[ 09-08-2006, 01:16 PM: Message edited by: Belthronding ]

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Wetwang
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I like washing my dirty balls under a cold running tap! []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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Belthronding
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My balls are always dirty because I like to play with them in the mud.

[ 09-08-2006, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: Belthronding ]

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like washing my dirty balls under a cold running tap!
Okay, far more information than I needed on a Friday afternoon. I'm scarred for life from the imagery alone.
-Keo

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Thus I live in the world rather as a spectator of mankind than as one of the species.

A sacrifice a day keeps Jesus away!

...the Mace of Keo shall strike down the nefarious Suitors of Iniquity!!! ~ Müs

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I was talking rugby you pervert! []

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Keep the earth under your feet, & clay on your fingers; wisdom in your bones, & have both eyes open!
That's Mr Wang™ to you!
This place would be a paradise tomorrow if every department had a supervisor with a submachine gun.

This bog is thick and easy...

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This sandwich is good.

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If you've come for a visit, you'd be welcome with fewer, if you've come to take me away, you'll need a lot more.
I'm a denizen. Athene said so.

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I have heartburn... []
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. . . for here all things random and nonsensible are embraced and encouraged.
So where's MANDOS?
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So where's MANDOS?
Imagine if it were MANDOS who had started this thread... he'd have been drawn and quartered by now...

But back on topic... has anyone seen my left sock?

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Ah......ha ha ha!!!


I took your sock to wipe down the sides of a tall glass of water that aliens had come out of through the small pores in it and sprayed it down with their hydro-guns! []

[ 09-08-2006, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: MANDOS ]

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I took your sock to wipe down the sides of a tall glass of water that aliens had come out of through the small pores in it and sprayed it down with their hydro-guns!
Hmmm... well that's super.. you can just keep that sock ok... after all, I've got another
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Suppose that jumping into the inner circle of the fat society is the only way to fill the void of dieting on crewtons.


Heyaaaaaaa!

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Holes on the end of that sock would be your only problem *rip, *tear, *fundlip!...though it would still make a good neck warmer in the end. []

[ 09-08-2006, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: MANDOS ]

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A good sock always has holes.. toes need to breathe
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So true, for if they don't breath their little gills get all choked up and they start emitting a most noxious gas... []
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There is little in this world as tragic as a defensless, innocent toe, trapped in a poorly ventilated sock, marinating in it's own noxious fumes.
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My juice tastes like crap... but my sandwich is tasty. []
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I take it then, Dancing Sparrow, that your toe sandwich is made from well ventilated toes.

Bon Appetitê

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And do you measure and weigh the ping-pong ball pushing possibilities of your toes with the radius of a sumo's well-ventilated stomach flab...as the ventilation of the belly-button is very important to maintain. []

[ 09-08-2006, 08:27 PM: Message edited by: MANDOS ]

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